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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsTed Cruz’s Holiday Campaign Ad Is Ho Ho Horrible
Alright kids, grab your vomit buckets and get ready for some Yuletide nausea because degenerate Senator Ted Cruz is coming to town and he has a new campaign ad that promises to fill your stockings with Christmas fear.
I have to give the Muppet-headed Cruz credit, after his faux filibuster a couple years ago where he defiantly read Green Eggs And Ham on the Senate floor to try to block, I dont know common sense and progress? I thought I had seen the apex of stupidity involving a grown man and a childrens book, but once again Republican jackassery has proven me wrong.
Now, whether you lean right, left or or somewhere in between I think we can all agree that pasty, dull white guys from The Republican party should stay out of the comedy game. It is almost unbearable watching Cruz do his best SNL impersonation as he butchers the fine nuances of comedy and reads from such humorless titles as, How Obamacare Stole Christmas and Rudolph the Underemployed Reindeer.
But wait the fun isnt over yet! Not to let any good self-promoting acts of narcissism go to waste, Cruz finishes this grotesque ad with his comedy coup de grace The Senator who Saved Christmas, thus proving once again that what Republicans lack in intelligence, they make up for in vindictiveness. This video is truly a miserable elixir of shameful pandering, mean spirited sarcasm, and flop sweat.
Read more: http://www.ifyouonlynews.com/politics/ted-cruz-failed-comedy-attempt/
NobodyHere
(2,810 posts)eShirl
(18,490 posts)EWWWW.
NobodyHere
(2,810 posts)As far as I can tell
world wide wally
(21,742 posts)Vinca
(50,269 posts)How about "Little Jimmy Should Die Fast And Not Live to See Santa Because He's a Taker?" That's more akin to the Ted Cruz moral compass.
napkinz
(17,199 posts)rufus dog
(8,419 posts)He uses his kids to make political statements, then plays the victim when a political cartoonists uses his kids to make fun of this ad.
What a piece of shit.
napkinz
(17,199 posts)napkinz
(17,199 posts)Mc Mike
(9,114 posts)TexasTowelie
(112,160 posts)I suspect that Ted is grooming himself for the position of pimp sometime in the future after he gets booted out of office. I feel sorry for the daughters.
Mc Mike
(9,114 posts)His 'strategy' of them, then screaming and crying with outrage that 'they're being attacked' by his enemies isn't even original. Palin pulled the same crap in '08.