HomeLatest ThreadsGreatest ThreadsForums & GroupsMy SubscriptionsMy Posts
DU Home » Latest Threads » Forums & Groups » Main » General Discussion (Forum) » "Your wife fantasize...

Sun Dec 27, 2015, 10:52 AM

"Your wife fantasizes about me, spud!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!




Donald ("Everyone else should die of envy" Trump is saying: "I'll tell you how I know I can't go too far, as the liberals and losers keep saying I'm about to do. . . . Well, it hasn't happened so far, has it Anderson, and I'll tell you why: I know how to connect with the average guy. . . . For instance, when I tell him his wife fantasizes about me, and wants me to make sweet billionaire love to her all night long (and believe me I can take them to places they have never dreamed about going!), it makes the guy feel connected to me. . . . It's like he's me for a second, . . . momentarily taking him out of his hopeless, pathetic, meaningless, little life. . . . That's why I can't go too far. . . . You'll see."

13 replies, 2088 views

Reply to this thread

Back to top Alert abuse

Always highlight: 10 newest replies | Replies posted after I mark a forum
Replies to this discussion thread
Arrow 13 replies Author Time Post
Reply "Your wife fantasizes about me, spud!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!! (Original post)
skip fox Dec 2015 OP
Gregorian Dec 2015 #1
Wellstone ruled Dec 2015 #2
icymist Dec 2015 #3
world wide wally Dec 2015 #4
skip fox Dec 2015 #7
lovemydog Dec 2015 #5
Katashi_itto Dec 2015 #6
Vinca Dec 2015 #10
Katashi_itto Dec 2015 #11
edhopper Dec 2015 #8
skip fox Dec 2015 #9
skip fox Dec 2015 #12
Rex Dec 2015 #13

Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sun Dec 27, 2015, 10:58 AM

1. I'm extremely good at hoarding wealth, but I'm a little human.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sun Dec 27, 2015, 11:00 AM

2. Donald the king of

 

Bankruptcy and how to screw your buddy without him or her knowing it. The Guy is just a Grade School Bully.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sun Dec 27, 2015, 11:10 AM

3. Mind tricks? I don't need mind tricks to get you to talk.

We'll see about that... Why The Fu^k aren't you choking?!

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sun Dec 27, 2015, 11:12 AM

4. Unfortunately, he seems to know his followers

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to world wide wally (Reply #4)

Sun Dec 27, 2015, 11:46 AM

7. Of course this CAPTION like all other at DU is creative.

I just don't want you to quote it as though it were true. But it does capture his essence!

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sun Dec 27, 2015, 11:16 AM

5. "Some days Anderson, it's about that big."

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sun Dec 27, 2015, 11:16 AM

6. Hes going to make an interesting president. Wonder who will Nuke us first?

 

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Katashi_itto (Reply #6)

Sun Dec 27, 2015, 12:51 PM

10. Probably his good buddy Vlad.

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to Vinca (Reply #10)

Sun Dec 27, 2015, 03:47 PM

11. I was thinking that too.

 

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sun Dec 27, 2015, 11:49 AM

8. My wife has fantasies about Trump

what do you call those fantasies when you wake up screaming in terror?

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to edhopper (Reply #8)

Sun Dec 27, 2015, 12:12 PM

9. Nice.

Maybe Trump should be saying "You wife fantasizes about me and Freddie Krugerrrand."

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sun Dec 27, 2015, 05:11 PM

12. Trump is saying:

"There's a little invisible chain I can pull and if I pull it . . . Mega-Flatulence!!!! . . . It's great. . . . See those people standing back there all feeling good about coming to New York and seeing me on t.v and the Big City!!! . . . . Every moment is a glorious present. . . . It's like a Saturday in May when you're 7 years old! . . . Now watch what happens when I pull the chain!"

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink


Response to skip fox (Original post)

Sun Dec 27, 2015, 06:32 PM

13. So here I was, had to milk this goat for 2 weeks to survive trapped in a cave.

 

I crammed the emerald way up my ass, about the size of my fist. Got it past customs and the goat too. Won my second wife with that ruby AND the goat keeps my grass just high enough. THAT is a winner Anderson! THAT is why people will vote for me.

Why are those people staring at me Anderson, I don't like it have them termi...removed from the shot! People should be more like goats!



Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink

Reply to this thread