"Your wife fantasizes about me, spud!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("Everyone else should die of envy&quot Trump is saying: "I'll tell you how I know I can't go too far, as the liberals and losers keep saying I'm about to do. . . . Well, it hasn't happened so far, has it Anderson, and I'll tell you why: I know how to connect with the average guy. . . . For instance, when I tell him his wife fantasizes about me, and wants me to make sweet billionaire love to her all night long (and believe me I can take them to places they have never dreamed about going!), it makes the guy feel connected to me. . . . It's like he's me for a second, . . . momentarily taking him out of his hopeless, pathetic, meaningless, little life. . . . That's why I can't go too far. . . . You'll see."

[Gregorian]

1. I'm extremely good at hoarding wealth, but I'm a little human.

[Wellstone ruled]

2. Donald the king of

Bankruptcy and how to screw your buddy without him or her knowing it. The Guy is just a Grade School Bully.

[icymist]

3. Mind tricks? I don't need mind tricks to get you to talk.

We'll see about that... Why The Fu^k aren't you choking?!

[world wide wally]

4. Unfortunately, he seems to know his followers

[skip fox]

7. Of course this CAPTION like all other at DU is creative.

I just don't want you to quote it as though it were true. But it does capture his essence!

[lovemydog]

5. "Some days Anderson, it's about that big."

[Katashi_itto]

6. Hes going to make an interesting president. Wonder who will Nuke us first?

[Vinca]

10. Probably his good buddy Vlad.

[Katashi_itto]

11. I was thinking that too.

[edhopper]

8. My wife has fantasies about Trump

what do you call those fantasies when you wake up screaming in terror?

[skip fox]

9. Nice.

Maybe Trump should be saying "You wife fantasizes about me and Freddie Krugerrrand."

[skip fox]

12. Trump is saying:

"There's a little invisible chain I can pull and if I pull it . . . Mega-Flatulence!!!! . . . It's great. . . . See those people standing back there all feeling good about coming to New York and seeing me on t.v and the Big City!!! . . . . Every moment is a glorious present. . . . It's like a Saturday in May when you're 7 years old! . . . Now watch what happens when I pull the chain!"

[Rex]

13. So here I was, had to milk this goat for 2 weeks to survive trapped in a cave.

I crammed the emerald way up my ass, about the size of my fist. Got it past customs and the goat too. Won my second wife with that ruby AND the goat keeps my grass just high enough. THAT is a winner Anderson! THAT is why people will vote for me.

Why are those people staring at me Anderson, I don't like it have them termi...removed from the shot! People should be more like goats!