Texas Governor on CNN now discussing tornadoes n/t

[malaise]

[brooklynite]

1. Let me guess...it involves "praying"

[malaise]

2. LOL

On cue!!!

[brer cat]

3. Has anyone blamed teh gays yet?

It seems they get a shout-out every time mother nature has a hissy fit.

[malaise]

5. Won't be long

I mean blizzard and tornadoes in different parts of the state - although they might blame Obama.

[rbrnmw]

11. he has a weather machine you know just to fuck up the Republican's day.

[hatrack]

4. "Thoughts AND Prayers"!

.

[doc03]

6. Let me guess he wants money

from the govment.

[ananda]

7. ... that he would sue if it were for any state he doesn't like.

..

[world wide wally]

8. Did he say that Obama seeded the clouds during Jade Helm?

[TexasProgresive]

13. NOT MOST TEXANS

just the ones that are in the public eye, thank you very much.

[Jim Beard]

18. Sometimes we have to keep our voices down

but I do talk. Texas is guns and bibles in the rural areas.

[Cha]

22. The ol jury agreed..

This Gov'nut is living, breathing proof of my comment in another thread: MOST Texans are stupid...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=7478202

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MOST Texans are stupid... ...as the dirt on their boots.

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[gratuitous]

10. Reminiscing about December as a famous tornado month?

So, you know, no climate change.

[HereSince1628]

12. All Texans aren't dumb, but did you hear about Aggie engineering student ? ? ? ?

that couldn't dump the water out of his boot after being told to follow the instructions written on the bottom of the heel?

I bought all available Aggie joke books when I was a grad student down there... thousands of jokes most not all that funny but surprisingly many that reminded me of kids enrolled in my labs.

[Blue_In_AK]

14. Aggie jokes are almost too easy.

I dated one once.

[malaise]

16. ROFL

[Skittles]

20. one Aggie to another: "Guess how many chickens are in this bag and I will give you both of them."

"Three".

NO FAIR, YOU LOOKED!!!

[Rex]

15. Oh did he finally disengage the Texas militia from defending against Obama and the Serbians?

Think he will notice his god is mad at him or will this be weather control by the CIA and ISIS? Did he have a power luncheon with The Don?

[tblue37]

17. And probably demands for help from the federal government that GOP governors and other

officials always demonize as wasting taxpayer money.

[Skittles]

19. he is a teabagger asshole

[CBGLuthier]

21. What an ugly fucking thread this is.

[kentauros]

23. Well, when it comes to The South, and/or Texas,

it's a mirror of DU.