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Tue Dec 29, 2015, 10:34 AM

"Pardon my oral flatulance." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!



Donald ("My asshole's so tight, when I fart, only the dogs can hear it" Trump is saying: "F*ck the reporters and other losers who want to associate me only with White Supremacists, racists, neo-Nazis, skinheads, Klansmen, Hells Angels, Italian-American 'entrepreneurs' from uptown (talk about 'tough negotiators'!) , and violent felons. . . . I can't help it that they all support me, . . .that they find something attractive in what I have to say. . . . Hell, there are other groups that support me as well and nobody talks about them. . . . Like the Polka Society . . . I love the polka, by the way. From when I was in my crib, . . . but never mind. . . . Why does no one ever report on the Polka Society's support?"

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Reply "Pardon my oral flatulance." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!! (Original post)
skip fox Dec 2015 OP
underpants Dec 2015 #1
skip fox Dec 2015 #4
Johonny Dec 2015 #2
KansDem Dec 2015 #3
clarice Dec 2015 #5
samplegirl Dec 2015 #6
skip fox Dec 2015 #7

Response to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Dec 29, 2015, 11:00 AM

1. You see I appeal to the youth too. I will be the first Polka-man President.

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Response to underpants (Reply #1)

Tue Dec 29, 2015, 11:45 AM

4. It must have been something you ate over Christmas.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Dec 29, 2015, 11:12 AM

2. People say I don't do anything but call people names. Stupid people say that. Losers.

My campaign is about winners. Winners, like the proud people that still wave the confederate flag even til this day. I'm running for president to celebrate winners. America is a country for winners and not losers. Some people win by being born rich. Some people win by overcoming incredible odds to become rich. Some people win by being poor but white. Some people lose. Don't focus on the losers. Deport the losers behind our walls that will be made by only the finest Mexican labor. I love those guys. Good work and cheap.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Dec 29, 2015, 11:22 AM

3. You know, when I saw that photo I thought of "Mt. Rushmore"



But with his snarling grimace...

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Dec 29, 2015, 11:50 AM

5. "That's the last time I ride a horse nekkid" nt

 

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Dec 29, 2015, 12:41 PM

6. Grumpy ol man!

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Dec 29, 2015, 02:09 PM

7. Trump is saying:

"The Chinese are beating us even in the apparel business. . . . They now make over 95% of the Klansman outfits an over 87% of the Nazi brown shirts and insignias. . . . If I'm elected president, I'm bringing these jobs home!!!"

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