"Pardon my oral flatulance." . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("My asshole's so tight, when I fart, only the dogs can hear it&quot Trump is saying: "F*ck the reporters and other losers who want to associate me only with White Supremacists, racists, neo-Nazis, skinheads, Klansmen, Hells Angels, Italian-American 'entrepreneurs' from uptown (talk about 'tough negotiators'!) , and violent felons. . . . I can't help it that they all support me, . . .that they find something attractive in what I have to say. . . . Hell, there are other groups that support me as well and nobody talks about them. . . . Like the Polka Society . . . I love the polka, by the way. From when I was in my crib, . . . but never mind. . . . Why does no one ever report on the Polka Society's support?"

[underpants]

1. You see I appeal to the youth too. I will be the first Polka-man President.

[skip fox]

4. It must have been something you ate over Christmas.

[Johonny]

2. People say I don't do anything but call people names. Stupid people say that. Losers.

My campaign is about winners. Winners, like the proud people that still wave the confederate flag even til this day. I'm running for president to celebrate winners. America is a country for winners and not losers. Some people win by being born rich. Some people win by overcoming incredible odds to become rich. Some people win by being poor but white. Some people lose. Don't focus on the losers. Deport the losers behind our walls that will be made by only the finest Mexican labor. I love those guys. Good work and cheap.

[KansDem]

3. You know, when I saw that photo I thought of "Mt. Rushmore"

But with his snarling grimace...

[clarice]

5. "That's the last time I ride a horse nekkid" nt

[samplegirl]

6. Grumpy ol man!

[skip fox]

7. Trump is saying:

"The Chinese are beating us even in the apparel business. . . . They now make over 95% of the Klansman outfits an over 87% of the Nazi brown shirts and insignias. . . . If I'm elected president, I'm bringing these jobs home!!!"