How to properly read any news article

[Blue_Adept]

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And the original:

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[pinboy3niner]

1. Perfect!

[Blue_Adept]

2. It certainly makes GDP a hell of a lot more amusing (than it already is)

[Gods Slayer]

3. You, my friend, are a skeptic

Desist, and trust the news:

[Blue_Adept]

7. I'm too busy being at war with East Oceana!

[Gods Slayer]

8. I read good news today

The daily chocolate ration will increase from 40 grams to 20 grams.

Yay!!

[Blue_Adept]

9. I love common core math!

[Gods Slayer]

10. It was more along the 'Lit' class curriculum

I was doing a F/U on your 1984 quote.

[underpants]

4. :-)

[fredamae]

5. A New MSM-BS Filter? lol

I hope someone memo's this to All MSM

They are paid Handsomely.....They go to acting class to learn how to read the Fictional News off teleprompters and write catchy headlines.....they need to understand we've developed new bs filters.
I love this

[Heidi]

6. Kick!