I figured out what I would do if I won the jackpot.

[RandySF]

Start a fund for kids whose parents don't qualify for help but still cannot afford to fund their education, themselves.

[NightWatcher]

1. You damned bleeding heart liberal

I would focus on Native American reservation housing conditions and job training charities.

I'm sure over at FR they're discussing how they'd get bigger tars(tires) for their big ol trucks and cases of Funyuns and Chef Boyardee beefaroni delivered to their houses....

[silverweb]

2. What would be better?

[font color="navy" face="Verdana"]Free education for ALL from pre-school through bachelor's degree at a public college or 4-year university, including trade schools.

Then you could use your jackpot for other worthy causes.

[font color="purple"]Go, Bernie!
Feelin' The Bern!

[Terra Alta]

3. I'd donate the max to Bernie's campaign

And a couple million to progressive PACs.

I'd give generously to St. Jude, the Children's Tumor Foundation, Planned Parenthood, and other charities near and dear to my heart.

[malaise]

4. I would pay every bill owed by our siblings and their spouses, kids, nieces, nephews

and all our other relatives, provide educational trust funds for the grands, head for Mt. Kilimanjaro - my bucket list #1- clear my head as far up as we can reach - and then return home to decide what I'd do with the rest.

[Mendocino]

5. You might not remember me

but I'm your 4th cousins twice removed, brother in laws half-sister, aunts grandfathers uncles nephew on your great-great Grandmas side. I'll send you an address tomorrow, I prefer payment in gold krugerrands. Thanks!

[malaise]

7. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah hahahahha

Best laugh for 2016

[snooper2]

6. I would help the folks who lost there homes in the recent tornados in Garland

Since I'm still picking up debris in my yard when walking around, sad...


Then, I'll buy a local politician and build an awesome solar powered home with a moat stocked with Gar for fun