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Atman

(31,464 posts)
Tue Jan 19, 2016, 10:25 AM Jan 2016

Two Corinthians were sittin' at a bar...

One Corinthian sez to da utter, "Hey, how 'bout dat Jesus!"

Corinthian Two sez "Well, he's pretty good, but he ain't no TRUMP!"



Hey, thanks a bunch. I'm bigger den Jesus AND da Beatles! Don't ferget to tip da guy passing 'round da basket!



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Two Corinthians were sittin' at a bar... (Original Post) Atman Jan 2016 OP
One Corinthians, Two Corinthians, Three Corinthians Four... Tanuki Jan 2016 #1
A high quality DUzy malaise Jan 2016 #3
Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah malaise Jan 2016 #2
Psssst..I missed the Trump Corinthians thing dixiegrrrrl Jan 2016 #4
He was referencing a part of the New Testament and phrased it totally wrong... CTyankee Jan 2016 #5
And what made it even more glaring was that he made the mistake while Tanuki Jan 2016 #6
And that is the truth malaise Jan 2016 #7
Oh, thank you, Atman! Hortensis Jan 2016 #8

Tanuki

(14,918 posts)
1. One Corinthians, Two Corinthians, Three Corinthians Four...
Tue Jan 19, 2016, 10:47 AM
Jan 2016

Trump Potato, Six Potato, Seven Potato more

malaise

(268,998 posts)
2. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Tue Jan 19, 2016, 10:50 AM
Jan 2016

Every time the Ugliest American opens his mouth, he exposes his ignorance and the gullible love him for it.

This one was freaking hilarious - a charlatan on steroids.

CTyankee

(63,912 posts)
5. He was referencing a part of the New Testament and phrased it totally wrong...
Tue Jan 19, 2016, 05:24 PM
Jan 2016

I'm not a Christian but I think it usually is referenced "Second Corinthians." He fucked it up because he doesn't know jack shit about the bible and this is so telling.

Tanuki

(14,918 posts)
6. And what made it even more glaring was that he made the mistake while
Wed Jan 20, 2016, 08:56 AM
Jan 2016

attempting to pander to the Evangelical crowd at Liberty University, all of whom know that a churchgoer would never say "Two Corinthians."

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