Booking Photos of the Bundy Gang

[yellowcanine]

I think the bottom row far right guy is the Santilli asshole - he was "reporting" on the arrest of the Bundys and I guess he got his own ass arrested. They don't look so tough without the cowboy hats.

[hobbit709]

1. They look like some real winners, don't they.

[L. Coyote]

5. Seven winners, one loser = #BlueTarpMan

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[yellowcanine]

12. Actually 8 now. Dildo man Jon Ritzheimer turned himself in to police in Arizona.

Apparently skedaddled when he saw the authorities starting to pick off the stragglers.

[Volaris]

60. Lol

He can post another youtube video to his kids about not being able to be home because he had to go to jail to keep his freedom or some other obnoxious bullshit.

OH WAIT NO HE CANT, no youtube in federal prison, asshole. At least most of them are alive..prosecuting them is far more fun (and useful!!!) than digging holes for them.

[uppityperson]

63. This is the guy who had a fit about the sex toys. Glad he turned himself in as he has

been involved with extremist groups and activities for quite some time. Any time a terrorist can be taken without harming anyone else, that's good.

[longship]

2. The guy second from left, top row.

Bell's palsy?

[L. Coyote]

4. Ryan Bundy, driven over head in an accident, I think, resulting in injury.

[longship]

7. Thanks!

BTW, thank you for your coverage on this. It was very well done.

[FSogol]

8. Dildo got stuck?

[snagglepuss]

58. LOL

Thanks I needed that!

[Ilsa]

9. Or maybe a mild stroke or

a cranial nerve injury (trauma or disease) when he was younger? It can't be easy, any way it happened, so I won't judge on that, even if he did it to himself.

[2naSalit]

25. I was thinking

that it might have been done by a farm animal too but it could be an accident of some sort. Basically, the nerves in that side of his face aren't functioning otherwise he and his brother would look a lot alike, I think.

[Mendocino]

51. He was run over

by a car at a young age.

[2naSalit]

69. Well

I guess that would do it.

[handmade34]

52. serious accident in younger days...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3390565/Cliven-Bundy-s-son-Ryan-recounts-moment-car-ran-head-seven-left-severe-nerve-damage-face-paralysis.html

[snooper2]

36. That would be LTD face,

A Ford LTD parked on his head for a minute or so

[reflection]

40. It's possible.

I was hit with a very bad case of it about 4 years ago. My face never went back right again, even with physical and electric therapy. People can be remarkably insensitive about it, children especially as a lot of the younger ones don't know better.

Sometimes I'll be brushing my teeth, looking in the mirror, and just get wicked depressed. Then I shove those thoughts out of my head and remember other folks are dealing with major problems that are not cosmetic, and to stop being a baby about it.

But I used to be a decent-looking guy, and I miss that. Sorry to hijack the thread.

[artislife]

49. Thanks

I just want to acknowledge your post.

For lots of reasons, biological and social, we look at the face for symmetry and not to have it causes a reaction in most people.How people react after that is the most important. You have a great gage for finding out who is naturally kind or not.

[reflection]

62. Interesting way to look at it. Thanks for the insight.

I never thought of it quite that way.

[L. Coyote]

3. #AllBookedNoHats

This deserved a new hashtag

[2naSalit]

26. Good one!

[Trajan]

6. Stick a turban and robe on the thIrd fella ...

And THEN let him loose at a GOP convention ...

Hilarity ensues ...

[yellowcanine]

17. I believe that is Brian Cavalier AKA Booda Bear, Fluffy Unicorn, Major League AHole, err Sniper

One of the more "colorful" members of the Bundy Gang with a Bhudda tattooed on his ample belly and also tattoos on his eyelids and other places.

[wordpix]

38. Another gun lover who loves his booze, too

Hope he gets his due

[thereismore]

10. Ammon is smiling, sick bastard. He's happy he's safe and will be well fed from our tax $$.

[Katashi_itto]

13. Naw, he thinks his lawyers will get him off and he will be a Hero to the people.

After a year or two in SuperMax he will wake up.

[yellowcanine]

20. Well the blood of LaVoy Finicum is on his hands as well as on the hands of old man Bundy

and Ryan Bundy. Cliven Bundy started all of this along with Ammon and Ryan Bundy and now they survive and Finicum is dead. Not that Finicum didn't also bring it on himself. He will get his wish of no jail time.

[n2doc]

11. Meth is a hell of a drug n/t

[2naSalit]

27. +1

[KingCharlemagne]

14. AKA: The incredible whiteness of being - nt

[FailureToCommunicate]

34. Good one!

[Scurrilous]

59. Heh!

[Kablooie]

15. If they are given max sentences they will be out in 6 years.

And then they will be free to do this all over again.

[leftyladyfrommo]

19. Surely they can add on about 100 extra charges.

Those guys broke so many laws.

[sybylla]

43. That's what I've been expecting.

If the charges they are facing now aren't just the beginning, there is no justice.

They destroyed property. They accessed a Federal computer system, which people were pointing out was big deal crime weeks ago. I'm sure the FBI and local officials will find more reasons to charge them as they get into the reserve and complete their investigation.

[artislife]

55. I hear they have been disturbing Native artifacts

motherf*ckers. This is something I find very disturbing.



http://www.forbes.com/sites/kristinakillgrove/2016/01/21/bundy-militia-compared-to-isis-for-pawing-through-native-american-artifacts-destroying-sites/#6e17ed915e2c

[jillan]

16. The faces of American Terrorism.

[Iggo]

18. Mm-hmm.

[Aristus]

21. They don't look so tough WITH the cowboy hats, either.

Bunch of pickup truck driving losers who fancy themselves John Wayne.

If you don't ride a horse and rope cattle for a living, you're not a cowboy. No matter what kind of hat you wear.

[Sunlei]

22. Feds had a busy night and booked in, photos done by morning.

[intheflow]

23. They look right out of Aryan Nation central casting. n/t

[2pooped2pop]

24. How does number two do that with his face?

It's going in opposite directions. Made me look twice to make sure this wasn't a gag line up. Lol

One eye down with mouth going up. Other eye up with mouth twisted down. Funny. Bet his kids will miss him. Daddy make funny faces.

[2naSalit]

29. Actually

he appears to have suffered either a mishaps like being kicked in the head by a large farm animal, fell off the tractor or some farm equipment or had a stroke or something of the sort that caused all or nearly all the nerves on that side of his face have "let go" such that he has paralysis. Have seen/met others with that condition and they got it by various means, it's why he wore his hat large and low.

[2pooped2pop]

46. I think it caused some brain damage too.

[2naSalit]

68. I wouldn't argue

with that but the origin of his probable brain damage could be something else entirely.

[Codeine]

32. He got run over by a car when he was seven.

Severe nerve damage.

[2pooped2pop]

44. That might explain the brain damage too. N/t

[imanamerican63]

28. I know that someone was killed, but....

these yahoos look like the Apple Dumpling gang!

[2naSalit]

30. Sheesh...

that one in middle, bottom row... I am glad he is not on the streets or out on the range, that one definitely looks like a serious danger to humanity.

[thecentristword]

31. Not as handsome as the Guantanamo terrorists

Those guys had some awesome beards.

[OnionPatch]

33. I'm not up on current men's fashion

Are full beards a thing for all men these days or just right wing nuts? Seems I mostly see them on Freeper types but maybe that's just coincidence.

[kairos12]

35. Citizens of Dumbf...istan.

[Highway61]

37. One word

Chowderheads. (I'm in New England )

[SoapBox]

39. Just creepy.

Glad these worthless assholes are finally in the slammer.

[niyad]

41. how damned smug they all look. like they think they will be out by this afternoon, heroes

to the sheeples.

[Politicub]

42. what a stupid grin on Ammon Bundy's face

"I'm gunna be on thu teevee"

[Tarc]

45. What is #2 doing?

It looks like the McKayle Maroney smirk.

[yellowcanine]

47. That is Ryan Bundy. He has some kind of paralysis of his face from an accident.

No need to make fun of him for that. But you can make fun of him for being a dipshit.

[LongTomH]

48. I wonder how many of them play banjos?

[LannyDeVaney]

50. It's like a photographic anagram ...

if you turn the picture upside down, it looks the exact same.

[valerief]

54. I want to see a mugshot of the Bundy undies!

[flamingdem]

64. o m g

[Grassy Knoll]

66. Here ya go Val...

[pinboy3niner]

67. Haven't we all seen enough adult diapers commercials already?

[abelenkpe]

57. This isn't faces of meth? :P

[demwing]

61. "They don't look so tough without the cowboy hats. "

I've never thought Cowboy hats looked tough.

Butch, but not tough...

[Number23]

65. They could always create a Studs of Oregon calendar if they need bail money