The Original Jalapeno High-Colonic!! . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("Even you are fantasizing about me!&quot Trump is saying: "What do I think about Ben Carson? . . . You know I'll always say it like it is, Anderson. . . . I think Ben Carson is a very nice man. . . . I mean, a really great guy in some ways. . . But if you look a little closer, well . . . there's nothing there. . . . I mean, really! . . . He's simply empty. . . . A waste of human space. . . . Where a mind goes to die. . . . A sour belch in the boy's room. . . . But other than that, yeah, he's a good guy. . . . A great guy, in fact. . . . The best! . . . You know, Anderson, I always give you the straight dope."

[thereismore]

1. He said those things? nt

[skip fox]

4. CAPTIONing at DU has traditionally been a creative activity, but

most of us try to capture our subject's essence, exaggerate his or her hyperbole even more, have them say what they would say if they thought they could get away with it, exhibit their craven stupidity or avarice, etc. Anything to satirize them.

Plus we often try to use their speech patterns.

Think of it as a static SNL mini-bit.

[Xipe Totec]

2. He looks more like an Habanero

Makes sense, since he loves Cubans and hates Mexicans.

Habaneros are names after Habana, Cuba.
Jalapeños are named after Jalapa Veracruz, Mexico.

[skip fox]

3. I stand corrected.

[randome]

5. "Faces like mine don't grow on trees, you know. America loves this face. Your wife loves this face."

"Even my daughter loves this face. There's nothing odd about that. Nothing's odd about me at all other than the fact that everything about me is amazing."
[hr][font color="blue"][center]“If you're not committed to anything, you're just taking up space.”
Gregory Peck, Mirage (1965)[/center][/font][hr]

[skip fox]

6. The Donald is saying:

"And you can say goodbye to the Cabinet. . . . I mean, I've already got the world's greatest advisor. . . . ME!"

[Solly Mack]

7. Please, that man is a Fleet enema at best.

Problem is, he's all poo.

[Johonny]

8. I know if I were in the emergency room and in need of a miracle surgeon to save me

there's no other candidate I'd want sleeping in the waiting room to hear later how it all worked out for me than Ben Carson.

[dembotoz]

9. i bet that when the pope gets to mexico he is gonna tell us the vatican gonna help pay 4 the wall

[hifiguy]

10. That is the face of a man

who appears to be trying mightily to hold back an imminent attack of explosive diarrhea.

[ryan_cats]

11. C'mon

C'mon Donald, go for the Scotch Bonnet high colonic.