$190,000 in political donations.
That's how much Jeb Bush sold out the health of the Ichetucknee River for. $190,000.
You were a nasty, nasty little specimen, Jeb. Talking about how you had a "devious plan" to thwart the voter's intentions. Placing roadblocks up on election day to intimidate voters. Creating your infamous 2000 felons' list and doing whatever you could to ensure the presidency for your brother. Talking all happily about how you wished all the government buildings--buildings that housed services that would actually help people--would be empty one day.
You were an ugly, horrible governor for my state, and thank God, our country will never be subjected to that same sort of ugliness.
No, the prospect of you becoming President never terrified me like the prospect of Donald Trump absolutely and currently does. It merely depressed the hell out of me. But that's no longer on the table.
You lost, Jeb. You're through.
No soup for you.
NEXT!