Let me get this straight. He _paid_ for hair like that? . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("My penthouse apartment is decorated in the Early American style as interpreted by Liberace and Hulk Hogan&quot Trump is saying: " . . . and Little Marco, he's like a robot. All he can say are these two or three things over and over. . . . And his robot followers applaud and gush after every one (like mindless fools if you ask me). . . . Hell, I've got at least five things and they're all great! I've got the wall, the polls, trade with China, our vets, and now The Pledge. . . . You bet! . . . In fact, why don't we all raise our right hands right now and . . ."

[2naSalit]

1. I'm waiting for

him to keel over with a hart attack from his elation.

[lpbk2713]

2. At least he can count in public.

I would have loved to have seen him have a Rick Perry moment.

[skip fox]

3. CAUTION. CAPTIONing at DU has traditionally been creative.

But we typically try to channel our subject's essence in order to satirize him or her or point out, as here, the essential hypocrisy of the spud.

[underpants]

4. What's that? Come down there and shake hands?

Nah I'll just stay up here looking down on you and passing my judgement on you as I see fit.

[Johonny]

5. I love the people of Hawaii or as I used to call you Kenyans

Now many people may object to me claiming the last president from Hawaii was a born foreign traitor hell bent on destroying America, but some of you probably won't. I'm counting on the some. The other people are losers. Foreign losers, hell bent on destroying America because they were born in another country. A country I call Hawaii. Forget about those people. Let's make America great again. Now lift up a glass of clean drinking water and drink a toast to my stunning pre-victory because its on to Michigan.

[skip fox]

6. The Donald is saying:

"Look! There's another one. . . . I love my protestors! . . . You know what I should do ladies and gentlemen: get my own force of guards out there among you and then grab these ninnies before they can interrupt the rally. . . . How about if I give them arm bands with a snazzy little symbol on it like a lightning bolt, or maybe a bit more busy like two black bent iron shafts on a field or red. . . Yeah, that sounds just right."

[Bluenorthwest]

7. "I'm worth 10 Billion Dollars. A decent hair cut costs 11 Billion Dollars."

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