Pick a running mate for Donald Drumpf

[DemocratSinceBirth]

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	David Duke
	0 (0%)
	Sherrif Joe Arpaio
	1 (8%)
	Armstrong Williams
	0 (0%)
	Herman Cain
	0 (0%)
	Sarah Palin
	4 (33%)
	Bobby Knight
	1 (8%)
	Mike Tyson
	1 (8%)
	Joe Scarborough
	1 (8%)
	Larry Elder
	0 (0%)
	Other
	4 (33%)
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[JustABozoOnThisBus]

1. Ann Coulter

because Roseanne Roseannadanna is not available.

Ann would be the calm, reasonable voice on the ticket.

[Katashi_itto]

2. Clinton, wait no, she runs to the right of him.

[leftofcool]

5. Please stop trump humping on DU

It's embarrassing.

[Katashi_itto]

7. Polite as usual. Just pointing out where she stands. I have no intention of voting for him.

[Buzz Clik]

9. Bernie Sanders. He won't be doing anything.

[GummyBearz]

40. Hopefully he will be fillibustering all of HRC's pro-wall street, pro-fracking...

pro-H1B visa, pro-off shoring policies as a senator.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

16. You're so tiresome. nt

[Katashi_itto]

19. Someone has a sad.

[WI_DEM]

23. Don't do this in GD--if you're going to attack another Democrat do it in GD-P

where it belongs.

[Katashi_itto]

31. Not an attack, just pointing out where the corporate democrat stands.

[NCTraveler]

27. There are some idiots out there that truly believe that.

Well done, they deserve to be mocked. Sarcasm tag isn't even necessary with the intelligence of du membership. +1

[Democat]

34. You sound like a Trump supporter

Like many others on DU.

[Katashi_itto]

38. Aww someone is babbling again.

[LiberalEsto]

3. Vladimir Putin nt

[IamMab]

4. Immortan Joe

Their platforms are already nearly identical.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

17. There's a clear resemblance.

Although I like his mode of transportation better than that stupid Trump jet.

[kairos12]

30. That is Trump.

[Earth Bound Misfit]

6. Martin Shkreli

His smirking-weasel face would make Drumpf look good by comparison.

[Buzz Clik]

8. Mike Tyson is a compelling pick, but I have to go with Pat Buchanan.

[FrodosPet]

33. But did Pat Buchanan ever beat the **** out of a chupacabra?

[Hayduke Bomgarte]

10. Pee Wee Herman

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[Javaman]

11. joseph goebbels. nt

[Laura PourMeADrink]

12. Rosie O'Donnell

[11 Bravo]

13. Pharma bro Martin Shkreli (to increase the likability of the ticket).

[GeorgeGist]

14. Dennis Rodman

[Mendocino]

15. Ryan Bundy

[NightWatcher]

18. Gary Busey or Omarosa. Either way, it's an Apprentice winner.

[underpants]

20. Omarosa or Gary Busey

[stage left]

42. I think you have a winner

in Gary Busey.

[lonestarnot]

21. I have to go with Ted the shit nuget nugent. He needs a good shooteminthefacer.

[Laxman]

22. I'v Narrowed It Down To Three....

any of these guys would fit his campaign nicely.

[Johonny]

24. Dinesh D'Souza

He already most be Trump's top advisor as Trump's knowledge of the Obama administration runs about late night binge watch you tube stream of Dinesh D'Souza deep.

[NCTraveler]

25. Scrooge McDuck. Nt

[mac56]

26. This guy.

[MrWendel]

28. Chris Christie.

[leftofcool]

29. Newt Gingrich!

[stage left]

32. Rick Santorum

for the insanely evangelical vote.

[femmocrat]

37. Santorum has been running for VP for years.

And he has "legislative experience." One never knows!

[stage left]

41. It would be a match made in Heaven

or somewhere.

[FrodosPet]

35. Mike Tyson

[Tommy_Carcetti]

36. Ramsay Bolton.

He'd add some much-needed likability to the ticket.

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[Tarc]

39. Oh for the love of god, buddha, and the flying spaghetti monster, please let it be Palin

That would be the cherry on top of the crap sandwich Trump is trying to serve to America