Mitt Romney Struggles To Identify A Donut

[warrior1]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mckaycoppins/mitt-romney-struggles-to-identify-a-donut

[EOTE]

1. Jesus! I thought this was going to be about Romney struggling to identify a TYPE of donut.

But the moron doesn't seem to know what a donut is. This asshat is reminding me more and more of Mr. Burns every day.

"Have the Rolling Stones killed!"
"But sir!"
"Do as I say!"

[SoutherDem]

2. Donuts are a peasant food.

Invented by a 16 year old on a ship. One story said the hole was to help keep up with them on ships during strong waves.

Who knows it may have been the first time he has ever seen one.

Well the Republicans did away with French Fries, of I guess Donuts are out.

Get ready for Krispy Kreme Goodies and Duncan Goodies.

[onethatcares]

3. "welcome to main street"

whos fugging idea was that? Like mittens has a clue.

where do these people come from? who actually believe a multi millionaire mofo actually gives a shit about

their crummy little donut shop/resturant, unless he's thinking of how to grab it, take the cash register, kick them

to the curb and take their daughter as another wife.

[smokey nj]

4. You'd think someone with his experience impersonating police officers would know donuts.

[PCIntern]

9. DUzy!!!!! Nt

[KurtNYC]

5. you know maybe he IS an alien

WTF?

[Swede]

6. How the fuck do you live in America for decades and not know what a donut it?

Talk about elite.

[longship]

7. Maybe he mistook it for a doughnut?

Or, a Hostess Donnette?

[Buns_of_Fire]

8. Now that he's been edjumacated,

toss him a bagel next time and see how he handles it.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

10. I wonder if he eats it with a knife and fork

like the crazy rich boss of Elaine ate candy bars in Seinfeld.

AND HE CALLS HIMSELF A POLICE OFFICER?????

[Ikonoklast]

11. If you can't tell the difference between an asshole and a donut hole,

your coffee breaks are really shitty.

[4 t 4]

12. There is No Way he doesn't know what

a donut is. Is it a low class word, did he forget the name, did he never ever have them before? Really what was that? WHAT WAS THAT?????????????????????

[Ikonoklast]

15. "Oh! That is a 'donut'! How wonderfully quaint!"

"We demand one of the serving staff bring us 'beignets' when we want our morning pastry."

[HopeHoops]

13. Let them eat cake.

[rug]

14. He couldn't find the exit in a Krispy Kreme.

[rox63]

16. Fer chrissakes, he spent decades living in a state (MA) where

it's practically mandatory to have a Dunkin' Donuts every 2-3 miles.

[Marrah_G]

19. I know, right?

LOL!

[kenny blankenship]

17. Don't say éclair. Don't say chocolate éclair, Mitt! Don't say it!

Thank you for having us, now would you be so kind as to see to the distribution of those wonderful chocolate... those chocolatey...ooof, comment dit-on? uh.. chocolate éclairs among all my vassals and retainers?

Dammit Mitt! I TOLD you not to say éclair! It's a doughnut.
"DO-NUT", you pearl handled dipstick!

[Generic Other]

18. That is hilarious!

he has only ever tasted French pastry. And his base thinks that's a thing a stripper wears.

[jtuck004]

20. They should have asked him to spell it. n/t

[RedCappedBandit]

21. He's so damn fake

And yes, I am an expert in fake identification.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

22. I'm surprised the android didn't call it "that annular-shaped confection"

or that "toroid-shaped cake" as Star Trek's Commander Data might say.

[joshcryer]

23. The comedians definitely want this man to win.

[KurtNYC]

24. "Garett would you see that one of those chocolate..uh..uh..chocolate GOODIES finds its way into our

ride?"

He is very used to talking to staff apparently. And the "our ride" jargon reminds me of his awkward "who let the dogs out" moment.

Maybe we can get Garrett to tell Romney to address him as "Smithers." Romney won't have a clue who or what that is either and it will be a great prank.

[Digit]

25. Wow

I thought this would be an exaggeration, but it isn't....

he is not human.....