Start a Saturday with a sweet song. Please come CAPTION Michelle (Queen of Nightmares) Malkin!!!!

[skip fox]

Michelle (never enough lies in this world) Malkin is saying: "Listen Chris, I get tired of people accusing me of making foul or obscene comments about others. The low-life scum who do so, like many here at this network, probably engaged in miscreant acts in their off time like robbing livestock of its virginity, playing Bad Baby without diapers or Happy Fecal Farm, or watching your children at the playground with a hand in their pants. . . . I won't even acknowledge them as my fellow creatures, much less humans!!!"

[brewens]

1. Biker bitch about to bite the weenie! Don't yell at me. They call themselves that.

A fun contest in biker games at motocycle rallys is the weenie bite. They hang a hotdog from a string, bikers ride under it and the woman on the back tries to bite it.

[Siwsan]

2. Michelle's inner zombie demands feeding

And it needs feeding NOW.

[HopeHoops]

3. "BRAINS!"

[libodem]

4. Wow

The darkside is strong with this one. The ugly on the inside completely distorts the cute little Asian lady on the outside. Reptilian. Vile.

Just commenting. Someone else can caption something funny. I'm getting outta here.

[skip fox]

5. "And here's how I bite the heads off chickens."