When you don't do well in school you might become a Republican.

[jtuck004]

When you become a Republican you destroy people's lives with junk bonds for profit.

When you destroy people's lives with junk bonds for profit, teabag waving-fascists think you have no moral compass.

When teabag-waving fascists think you have no moral compass they will ask you to run for President.

When you run for President people will find out you were such a bad student you can't even hire people who can spell.

When you can't even hire people who can spell, people laugh and make cruel jokes about you on nighttime talk shows.

When people laugh and make cruel jokes about you have to find a place to hide.

And when you find that place you have to buy a car elevator for entertainment, and $600 t-shirts for your wife so she won't laugh at you either

Please work hard in school and graduate. With any luck, you'll become a Democrat.

h/t to Direct TV

[AJTheMan]

1. This post made me LOL. I love those Direct TV commercials. n/t

[iemitsu]

2. clever

guess this is about scott walker since mitt did graduate.
they were both punk-ass bullies though.

[jtuck004]

3. Ha. Yeah, he graduated. Without a heart, even. n/t

[proud2BlibKansan]

4. That's great!

LOL