Colbert takes the gloves off
Courtesy of Deadline, Stephen Colbert has a few things to say to our illustrious senators, about gun control:
Hey Senate! My dog accomplished more than you this week, when it rolled over and licked its nuts!
Hey Senate! I’ve seen bugs trapped in amber move faster than you!
Hey! You guys think a Terrorists Watch List is when you put ‘Homeland’ on your Netflix queue!
Hey! You might as well ask the gun lobby to check for a hernia as long as they’ve got your balls in their hands!
Senate! You couldn’t pass a bill if it was coasted in Ex-Lax. But if you ever did pass a bill it would say ‘Be it resolved: No kissing and the NRA should just leave the money on the dresser’!
Senate! You accomplished so little that Kylie Jenner wants to now what the hell you do for a living!
Senate! you got more old white men lying around than a Life Alert ad!
You are so divided, you couldn’t come together if you had 30 hours and a reach-around from Sting!
You’re like a grandpa after an all starch dinner. You cannot get sh*t done!
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