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Sorry, Florida, You Cant Tell Women To Get Their Lady Bits Checked At The Dentist Anymore
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At least now and then
Just hours before it was supposed to go into effect which seems to be a COMMON THEME TODAY a federal judge put a new Florida anti-abortion law on hold, so the state cant cut off funding to Planned Parenthood or go rummaging through the medical records of clinic patients simply for the hell of it. U.S. District Judge Robert Hinkle ordered the state not to cancel any contracts with womens clinics, since the provisions were likely to be ruled unconstitutional anyway. Now Florida may have to do something else to make life miserable for Planned Parenthood, like require MRI scans of all employees every time they pick up their mail. You know, to protect womens health.
Back in March, the Florida Legislature decided to punish Planned Parenthood for its nonexistent baby-parts black market by cutting off all state funding for preventive care like HIV testing and cancer screening at any clinic that also performs abortions, even though (you may have noticed) those services are not abortions, which are already illegal for governments to pay for. Similar bills have passed in other states, since if one state thinks of a novel way to try to squeeze Planned Parenthood out of business, all the other red states want in on the game, too.
Floridas legislature, never content to blend in with the crowd, had to stir in an extra packet of Stupid Mix by helpfully suggesting where else low-income women could go to get their hoo-has looked at:
[S]everal state lawmakers who have insisted that plentiful alternatives exist for reproductive and sexual healthcare have cited a list of health centers that includes dentists, optometrists, and elementary schools. Well of course they did. The list also included a Salvation Army site, where you can get a pap smear and a cheap couch. Or on a cheap couch.
But for now, all the fun videos of women dropping by optometrists and saying, Stop staring at my eyes, doc. My breasts are down here will have to wait. Hinkles injunction placed a temporary hold on two of three parts of the law that Planned Parenthood had sued the state over. Planned Parenthood estimated that the ban on funding for healthcare services would prevent its Florida clinics from receiving about $500,000 annually which would have defunded not only health screenings, but also a program to prevent school dropouts. Those teenagers can learn about staying in school at the Salvation Army just as well.
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Read more at http://wonkette.com/603649/sorry-florida-you-cant-tell-women-to-get-their-lady-bits-checked-at-the-dentist-anymore#K4cjvrg1tdbiV7je.99
Medi-Cal covers abortion. And not in special circumstances, just plain old "I'd rather not have a baby, thanks" abortions.
mrmpa
(4,033 posts)the Federal government. 17 states do pay for abortions, California, of course is one.
malthaussen
(17,217 posts)... the only recourse is the courts. So we had to go through the dance with gay marriage being verboten, challenged in court, injunctions laid, and then appeals to the laying of the injunctions. The same will occur with abortion, which seems a tremendous waste of court time, but our legislatures these days are ace at wasting time, when they bother to convene at all. Really, one would think that Roe v Wade settled this years ago, but those who wish to dominate women... err, I mean, of course, protect helpless fetuses -- will keep on running that play until they get it right. Oh, and women's health, we mustn't forget about that. It's all about keeping women healthy. Hopefully, Whole Women's Health v Hellerstadt will be as landmark a decision in its own way as Roe v Wade (although we'll have to call it Hellerstadt, which is fine with me because he deserves to have his iniquity immortalized), but we'll still have to resort to the courts to invoke it.
-- Mal
niyad
(113,598 posts)SCVDem
(5,103 posts)We will remember what assholes you are/were and respond accordingly.
Pound sand!
Ellen Forradalom
(16,160 posts)They're even more ignorant than I thought.