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Archae

(46,327 posts) Mon Jul 11, 2016, 11:45 PM Jul 2016

Time for Florida Woman to appear!

The female counterpart of Florida Man!

Woman who was driving while praying with her eyes closed hits house

http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/20160711/woman-who-was-driving-while-praying-with-her-eyes-closed-hits-house

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Time for Florida Woman to appear! (Original Post) Archae Jul 2016 OP

Praying not to hit a house. Lint Head Jul 2016 #1

God answers all prayer gratuitous Jul 2016 #3

Maybe she was praying to not hit a tree. JustABozoOnThisBus Jul 2016 #12

Praying to get the car out of the sand. lpbk2713 Jul 2016 #2

Alrighty then Solly Mack Jul 2016 #4

Just a couple of blocks over from the high school ... eppur_se_muova Jul 2016 #5

Will this be covered under "religious freedom" laws? Midnight Writer Jul 2016 #6

Holy texting? Spitfire of ATJ Jul 2016 #7

This message was self-deleted by its author Monk06 Jul 2016 #8

"O Lord, I pray for a house in my future." pinboy3niner Jul 2016 #9

The apex of evolution.... Darwin Honorable Mention. Hoppy Jul 2016 #10

religion...one of the fundamental building blocks of stupidity AntiBank Jul 2016 #11

Lint Head

(15,064 posts)

1. Praying not to hit a house.

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Mon Jul 11, 2016, 11:50 PM

Jul 2016

gratuitous

(82,849 posts)

3. God answers all prayer

Reply to Lint Head (Reply #1)

Tue Jul 12, 2016, 12:08 AM

Jul 2016

Sometimes the answer is "no." Other times the answer is "Open your fucking eyes, you crazy bint!"

JustABozoOnThisBus

(23,339 posts)

12. Maybe she was praying to not hit a tree.

Reply to Lint Head (Reply #1)

Tue Jul 12, 2016, 09:27 AM

Jul 2016

Prayer answered; hallelujah!

lpbk2713

(42,757 posts)

2. Praying to get the car out of the sand.

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Tue Jul 12, 2016, 12:05 AM

Jul 2016

Before the police arrived.

Solly Mack

(90,765 posts)

4. Alrighty then

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Tue Jul 12, 2016, 01:02 AM

Jul 2016

eppur_se_muova

(36,262 posts)

5. Just a couple of blocks over from the high school ...

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Tue Jul 12, 2016, 01:30 AM

Jul 2016

not that there's a good place to be driving with your eyes closed.

Midnight Writer

(21,760 posts)

6. Will this be covered under "religious freedom" laws?

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Tue Jul 12, 2016, 01:57 AM

Jul 2016

Are we denying her First Amendment Rights by charging her for practicing her religion?

Spitfire of ATJ

(32,723 posts)

7. Holy texting?

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Tue Jul 12, 2016, 02:05 AM

Jul 2016

Response to Archae (Original post)

Monk06 This message was self-deleted by its author.

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

9. "O Lord, I pray for a house in my future."

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Tue Jul 12, 2016, 06:21 AM

Jul 2016

Mission accomplished!

Hoppy

(3,595 posts)

10. The apex of evolution.... Darwin Honorable Mention.

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Tue Jul 12, 2016, 07:41 AM

Jul 2016

AntiBank

(1,339 posts)

11. religion...one of the fundamental building blocks of stupidity

Reply to Archae (Original post)

Tue Jul 12, 2016, 08:53 AM

Jul 2016

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