Drunken Schmuck with handgun arrested (no really, his name's Schmuck)

[Snarkoleptic]

https://cumberland.crimewatchpa.com/carlislepd/5632/arrests/schmuck-christopher-robert-weapons-carrying-violation-reckless-endangerment-public

CPD OFFICERS WERE CALLED TO THE QUICK STOP DELI, 601 WEST LOUTHER STREET FOR A MALE WITH A GUN. OFFICERS LATER ENCOUNTERED CHRISTOPHER R SCHMUCK AT THE FRONT OF THE BUSINESS. SCHMUCK CONCEALED A 45 CALIBER GLOCK HANDGUN IN HIS WAISTBAND. FURTHER INVESTIGATION REVEALED THAT SCHMUCK WAS HIGHLY INTOXICATED AND WAS ATTEMPTING TO PROVIDE GUN SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS TO TWO TEENAGERS. AT ONE POINT, THE WEAPON HAD A LIVE ROUND IN THE CHAMBER. SCHMUCK DID NOT HAVE A LICENSE TO CARRY A HANDGUN. HE WAS CHARGED WITH WEAPONS VIOLATIONS, RECKLESS ENDANGERMENT, PUBLIC DRUNKENNNESS AND DISORDERLY CONDUCT.

Photo of the responsible gun owner. Looks like a Schmuck, acts like a Schmuck, must be a Schmuck.
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[Happyhippychick]

1. That's funny!

[meow2u3]

2. That Schmuck really lived up to his name

[COLGATE4]

3. Just goes to show

a Schmuck by any other name is still a schmuck.

[pinboy3niner]

4. On the plus side, two teens now have the training to be responsible gun owners

[rurallib]

5. I don't know --- they were trained by a schmuck

[Javaman]

6. I always wonder about people that have names that are iconic with something such as this guy...

seems with a name like that, he couldn't have had an easy life.

people are cruel and as such, a person can either learn to live with it or turn bad.

names and their effect on a persons life is an interesting concept.

[Snarkoleptic]

7. In the UK, Trump is a verb meaning to loudly pass wind.

Maybe deep in his psyche, he's troubled over that.