Giant Toddler Insists He DOES NOT NEED A NAP AND IS NOT TIRED

[kpete]

Trump: 'I’m so stable you wouldn’t believe it’

“I’m a very stable person,” he said in an interview with Time published Thursday. "I’m so stable you wouldn’t believe it."

“We need a strong tone and a compassionate tone, and I can do both, plus what’s up here,” Trump added, pointing at his temple. "I think temperament is my strength, my greatest strength.

“I’m not a fast trigger. I’m the exact opposite of a fast trigger, but nobody’s going to push us around. I think my ideas are really good.”

Trump, the presumptive GOP presidential nominee, said he also disagrees with the idea that he is a political novice.

“It’s not like I’ve not been in politics, but just not on this side of the ledger,” he said. "I’ve always rated experience far less than capability. When people ask me, ‘Would you rather have experience or talent?’ I’ll take talent every time. That’s not to knock experience, and I think I have both.”



http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/287919-trump-im-so-stable-you-wouldnt-believe-it

[Sanity Claws]

1. I'm so stable that horses follow me.

Horses love me.

[Tree-Hugger]

7. I literally

Just spit out my coffee.

[3catwoman3]

9. If horses are ...

...following him, they are seeing a horse's ass.

[PatSeg]

2. Well

He is right, we DON'T believe it!

He says that all the time, "You wouldn't believe it". Sounds like something a chronic liar would say.

[Wounded Bear]

3. One sentence says it all for me....

We need a strong tone and a compassionate tone, and I can do both...[/div class]

That tells me that it is all an act. Sincerity, once you can fake that, you have it made.

He's not that good at faking it.

[bluesbassman]

4. Trump's Twitter feed contradicts his "I'm not a fast trigger" lie.

Gawd I wish I was running the attack ad campaign against him. Endless supply of low hanging fruit.

[Martin Eden]

5. The 2nd half of this Trump sentence is true:

"I’m so stable you wouldn’t believe it."

[ck4829]

6. Why does that sound like something Dennis Reynolds would say?

I’m so stable you wouldn’t believe it. When I get unstable you'll all know it, I'll go unstable on all of you.

[Dreamer Tatum]

8. "Have you seen how stable Trump is? I can't believe it."

Said no one else ever, about anyone ever, yet which Trump believes people say about him.

Manifestly insane. I'd vote for a dirty diaper over him.

MY dirty diaper.

[3catwoman3]

10. "I’m so stable you wouldn’t believe it."

I will agree with him, for once. I don't believe it. Not any of it. Not for a nanosecond.

His self-assessment is completely delusional. He is the opposite of everything he just claimed to be.