"They're playing my song: 'I'm one of the sporting crew!'" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("P.T. Barnum was wrong. There are thousands born every minute.&quot Trump is saying: "Excuse me! . . . Excuse me! . . . Anderson, they've got it all wrong. The practices I promoted at Trump University did not result in economic devastation for communities like those in Cleveland. . . . The result, instead, was a type of adjustment, a realignment. . . . Like blowing your nose to clear out the nasal cavities. . . . I mean, you don't want to get sick, do you?"








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Above CAPTION based on the following Thom Hartmann clip that (the always real and intelligent) Hartman posted on DU:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1017392440

[randr]

1. His tie gets longer with each lie.

[randome]

4. That is some tie, isn't it?

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[skip fox]

2. Donald is saying:

"But Anderson, it's not chauvinistic to take a woman's head between your hands and show her the way, so to speak."

[Johonny]

3. We got a great line up tonight: there's my son, and my other son, and my daughter

I probably should have banged more hot chicks to fill out the whole night, but there's always next time. To fill in the gaps I got the guy from UFC championship fighting (a legitimate sport), I got that guy from Jersey, the one that looks a turtle, the guy whose top lip doesn't move, and Eddy Munster. I can't wait to see all the smiling empty seats enjoy it. It's like Christmas only its July and the only present you're getting is me.