Beware HRC about your speech at the Democratic convention

[kairos12]

If your speech contains a noun, verb, conjunction, modifier, or adverb you will be accused of plagiarism.

As you know both sides do it.

[exboyfil]

1. I would run the speech through

every plagiarism software known. Actually I would do that for all the high profile speakers (possibly every one).

[karadax]

2. She will be the first person ever accused of

Plagiarizing her own words. You heard it here first.

[no_hypocrisy]

3. I'd go one step further.

I'd have the speech peppered with referenced quotes:

"As Thomas Jefferson warned us in 1776, . . . . "

"As Abraham Lincoln sagely told this country in 1865, . . . . . "

"As the Philosoph Diderot wrote, . . . . . " (Enlightenment reference)

etc. etc. etc.

[Takket]

4. she'll be accused of plagiarising her name from her husband

[WhiteTara]

5. She's smart enough to be able to write an original

speech or at least just use her own words.

[lame54]

6. She should quote Michelle Obama...

And give her credit

[Stinky The Clown]

7. I saw some nameless GOPeeBot commenting on the speech. She said Obama's done it.

Of course, I believe that because, well, uh . . . . the teevee nooz carried the story and they're, well, you know, uh . . . . they're the nooz and all.