Twit of the Day. . . . Please come CAPTION Bill O'Reilly!!!

[skip fox]

Bill ("I left my heart in the freezer&quot O'Reilly is saying: "Listen, the only reason I started talking about how the slaves who built the White House were well fed and housed and how they weren't the only workers who built it was to flesh out the historical record so everyone could better appreciate Michelle Obama's contention that 'Slaves built the White House.' . . . I certainly didn't bring it up to belittle her or minimize what she said, much less undermine public outrage concerning slavery. . . . What kind of guy do you think I am?"




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Above CAPTION based on the following Media Matters story with a clip:

http://mediamatters.org/video/2016/07/27/oreilly-defends-comments-slaves-building-white-house-were-well-fed-and-had-decent-lodgings/211960


(I think there may be a followup, one a day more recent) in which the twit doubles doubling-down.)

On edit:

Here's, I think, the most recent:

http://www.newshounds.us/bill_o_reilly_goes_off_the_deep_end_defending_his_well_fed_slaves_remark_liberals_want_me_dead_072816

[dembotoz]

1. i love being a slave especially when my master brings out his whip

[oswaldactedalone]

2. And he feeds me so well

Comfortable lodging provided as well.

[skip fox]

3. He continues:

"But now that Ailes is out, I wonder. . . . Will Murdoch lace up those tight boots and make me crawl naked over to them for a licky-lick? . . . Will Murdoch crack his whip so close to my ear that I can hear canyons exploding for days? . . . Will Murdoch lower his stinky-dinky bum over my face and. . . . This waiting's killing me."

[Croney]

4. We KNOW what kind of guy you are.

Now we're just haggling about the price.

[landolfi]

6. LOL

[Metro135]

5. "What kind of guy do you think I am?"

An asshole.

Got any other questions?

[Johonny]

7. Slaves didn't build the White House, my tax dollars built that house.

You want to talk about slavery let's talk about Billo's tax return. You know how much it costs to get divorced just because you dragged your wife down the stairs by the hair in front of the kids. It costs plenty! Does Uncle Sam care. No, he doesn't care. He taxes Billo just the same. It's disgusting. I don't want to pay for Michelle Obama and her lies. I mean the White House isn't even that nice. It probably doesn't have a staircase big enough that you can drag your wife down the stairs in front of the kids. That's not the point. The point is I'm the slave here. It's me that's the slave building her house with my tax dollars and not even getting to have the common decency to whip, beat, falafel, or brand the occupants. This is a re-writing of my American history. I call it "The men that killed Billo's paycheck". Soon out in paperback where ever fine books and sex aids are sold.

[skip fox]

8. Trump clarifies:

"By sex aids I mean, of course, industrial strength power tools, wire brushes at the car wash, and cases of HighColonicTonic."

(A friendly amendment.)

[skip fox]

9. Billo is saying:

"I'm so honest, I'd tell you if I was lying. . . . Believe me."