Donald Trump's skin is so thin, that it can slice atoms into nanometrically sized slivers

[MrScorpio]

Donald Trump's skin is so thin, that he can only absorb light in the Cheeto spectrum.

Donald Trump's skin is so thin, that if you stick a pin in him, he'll pop like a ballon.

The ball is in your court, people.

[Xipe Totec]

1. It's actually one nanometer thick, which explains the orange hue by anti-reflection coating

[meow2u3]

2. Trump's skin is so thin

that if your cat scratches him, he'll set up a nuclear explosion.

[oswaldactedalone]

3. Good one liners

with the "nano" stuff for an educated crowd. Unfortunately, the average right winger in this country has the intelligence of a cheeto, so we have to dumb down the insults a bit.

[world wide wally]

4. He doesn't need x-rays

[GeorgeGist]

5. in situ ...