Thu Jun 14, 2012, 06:14 AM
skip fox (19,102 posts)
Thursday begins with a W. Please come CAPTION ol' Numbnuts!!!!!Last edited Wed Mar 16, 2016, 08:13 AM - Edit history (1) ![]() W. is saying: "Paw was always right, Judith. . . . He said, Listen, shit for brains, since you ain't got the good sense to do something right, the best thing to do is just smile. Smile long and hard. Think of something funny like that time Jeb was caught tossing off on the dining room table when we switched on the lights for his surprise birthday party. . . . Damn, that one's kept me going for decades!"
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skip fox | Jun 2012 | OP |
Capt. Obvious | Jun 2012 | #1 | |
pinboy3niner | Jun 2012 | #2 | |
lunatica | Jun 2012 | #3 | |
liberal N proud | Jun 2012 | #4 | |
titaniumsalute | Jun 2012 | #5 | |
lpbk2713 | Jun 2012 | #6 | |
skip fox | Jun 2012 | #7 | |
skip fox | Jun 2012 | #8 | |
RZM | Jun 2012 | #9 | |
Arugula Latte | Jun 2012 | #10 | |
skip fox | Jun 2012 | #11 | |
skip fox | Jun 2012 | #12 |
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Thu Jun 14, 2012, 06:16 AM
Capt. Obvious (9,002 posts)
1. "You can't arrest me. Do you know who my daddy is?"
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Thu Jun 14, 2012, 06:24 AM
pinboy3niner (53,339 posts)
2. "I'm with stupid"
A no-brainer.
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Thu Jun 14, 2012, 06:26 AM
lunatica (53,410 posts)
3. When the President and your wife have to prop you up for the photo op
You know you're drunk.
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Thu Jun 14, 2012, 06:35 AM
liberal N proud (59,612 posts)
4. Here is the reason you are all experiencing so much pain
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Thu Jun 14, 2012, 06:38 AM
titaniumsalute (4,742 posts)
5. Hey dickhead...pull my finger.
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Thu Jun 14, 2012, 08:07 AM
lpbk2713 (41,743 posts)
6. Foster Brooks appears at a White House roast for Prez Obama.
Check your local listings. ![]() |
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Thu Jun 14, 2012, 10:14 AM
skip fox (19,102 posts)
7. "I hope no one asks me my opinion on anything, 'cause
I've not been briefed on what I think."
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Thu Jun 14, 2012, 11:27 AM
skip fox (19,102 posts)
8. W. is "thinking": "Shit. The game's on. It'll be the 5th inning by the time
I get back to the hotel."
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Thu Jun 14, 2012, 11:30 AM
RZM (8,556 posts)
9. 'Food goes in there' n/t
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Thu Jun 14, 2012, 11:33 AM
Arugula Latte (50,566 posts)
10. "America must come together to stop the scourge of Drunk Fucking Moron Syndrome
or else more and more of our people will end up like this ignorant inebriated imbecile."
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Thu Jun 14, 2012, 01:23 PM
skip fox (19,102 posts)
11. W. is "thinking": "Who's the man? I'm the man! Who's the man?
I'm the man! Whos's the man? . . . (over and over and over)."
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Response to skip fox (Reply #11)
Thu Jun 14, 2012, 04:24 PM
skip fox (19,102 posts)
12. "Laura says I'll get a treat later. . . . Wonder what? . . . A set of baseball cards? . .. A second
desert with lunch? . . . A kite?? . . . Wow, I can't wait."
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