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Thu Jun 14, 2012, 06:14 AM

Thursday begins with a W. Please come CAPTION ol' Numbnuts!!!!!

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W. is saying: "Paw was always right, Judith. . . . He said, Listen, shit for brains, since you ain't got the good sense to do something right, the best thing to do is just smile. Smile long and hard. Think of something funny like that time Jeb was caught tossing off on the dining room table when we switched on the lights for his surprise birthday party. . . . Damn, that one's kept me going for decades!"

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Jun 14, 2012, 06:16 AM

1. "You can't arrest me. Do you know who my daddy is?"

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Jun 14, 2012, 06:24 AM

2. "I'm with stupid"

A no-brainer.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Jun 14, 2012, 06:26 AM

3. When the President and your wife have to prop you up for the photo op

You know you're drunk.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Jun 14, 2012, 06:35 AM

4. Here is the reason you are all experiencing so much pain

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Jun 14, 2012, 06:38 AM

5. Hey dickhead...pull my finger.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Jun 14, 2012, 08:07 AM

6. Foster Brooks appears at a White House roast for Prez Obama.




Check your local listings.


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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Jun 14, 2012, 10:14 AM

7. "I hope no one asks me my opinion on anything, 'cause

I've not been briefed on what I think."

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Jun 14, 2012, 11:27 AM

8. W. is "thinking": "Shit. The game's on. It'll be the 5th inning by the time

I get back to the hotel."

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Jun 14, 2012, 11:30 AM

9. 'Food goes in there' n/t

 

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Jun 14, 2012, 11:33 AM

10. "America must come together to stop the scourge of Drunk Fucking Moron Syndrome

 

or else more and more of our people will end up like this ignorant inebriated imbecile."

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Jun 14, 2012, 01:23 PM

11. W. is "thinking": "Who's the man? I'm the man! Who's the man?

I'm the man! Whos's the man? . . . (over and over and over)."

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Response to skip fox (Reply #11)

Thu Jun 14, 2012, 04:24 PM

12. "Laura says I'll get a treat later. . . . Wonder what? . . . A set of baseball cards? . .. A second

desert with lunch? . . . A kite?? . . . Wow, I can't wait."

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