“Donawd went too faw.”

[kpete]

I have no idea who Owen Ellickson is, but he’s got the funniest Twitter feed EVER.

Some more:

RYAN: It’s late here.
TRUMP: Oh, I know. Don’t care, but I know.
RYAN: What’s up?
TRUMP: FYI, tomorrow’s your very last chance to disavow me

TRUMP: If I’m you, I go out there, purse those dumb little lips, bat those big dumb eyes. “Donawd went too faw.”
RYAN: I can pronounce Rs

RYAN: I’ll issue a sharply worded statement in the morning.
TRUMP: Your sharp words couldn’t cut Brie.
RYAN: You’re a demag-
TRUMP: YAAAWWWN

TRUMP: “Sounds like a joke gone bad. I hope he clears it up very quickly.” And then you left the press conference early.
RYAN:
TRUMP: Strong

RYAN: Mike’s in a horrible position now.
TRUMP: Mike?
RYAN: Pence.
TRUMP: Mike Pence. Right.
RYAN:
TRUMP: Is that a ballplayer, or…?
RYAN:

RYAN: What do I do?
(silence]
RYAN: John?
BOEHNER: Dang. Nice save.
RYAN: What?
BOEHNER: Sorry. Watching volleyball. What’s your question?

https://twitter.com/onlxn/status/763120268696883200https://www.balloon-juice.com/2016/08/10/wednesday-morning-open-thread-serves-the-man-right/#comment-5954748

[ghostsinthemachine]

1. I LOL'd out loud!

I am following that guy!

[pamela]

2. I've been following this guy since you posted this yesterday.

Thanks!

Here's one of my favorites...

TRUMP: I should go.
RYAN: Going to bed?
TRUMP: On Wednesdays I watch The Ring all night instead of sleeping.
RYAN:
TRUMP: Keeps me grounded