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Qualifications for Republikan surrogates
Be able to lie without blinking
Have the ability to overtalk any subject, facts not needed
Deflect everything to Barack Obama
Stick to daily talking points created by Karl Rove
Have the ability to
Must have highest regards for Ronald Reagan
Must be able to spin the daily news
Must sign Grover Norquist Tax Pledge
Available for Fox News appearances
Must be able to harass voters under the guise of poll watching
Must be able to attend training sessions with Micheal Steele and Michelle Malkin, experts at filibustering
Applications are now being taken at the Rmoney for President Office
