"I'd love to go one-one-one, but . . . " . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald (Ol' Turd-in-the-Punch-Bowl) Trump is saying: "'Afraid to debate Hillary one-on-one?' . . . Is that what they're saying, Mark? . . . Well, that's absolutely ridiculous. . . . In fact, there's nothing I would rather do. . . . Absolutely nothing!!! . . . It's like . . . I want to debate her mano-a-mano with all my body and soul! . . . It's just my sense of fairness to the other two candidates, and perhaps a few other interested parties like the President of the NRA and I could name a few more. . . . After all, if it's anything I am, it's fair. . . . But, heck no, I'm not the least afraid."



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Above CAPTION based on the following story as linked at DU:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10141565581

[pinboy3niner]

1. Is the piñata empty or full of shit?

Your call.

[randome]

2. "Debate that old, withered husk of a woman? Why, my nipples explode with delight at the idea!"

"My debate coach, Meredith McIver, came up with this zinger. This is off the record, right? Anyways, Meredith says that when she mentions JFK, I'll say something like, 'Ms. Clinton, I knew JFK. I worked with JFK. You're no JFK.' It's a fool-proof zinger that's guaranteed to make her run off the stage crying. Just wait and see."
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[underpants]

3. I don't do anything without my Johnson

[Johonny]

6. +1

[dembotoz]

4. you bet i know where my luggage is....that is why i have chris christie

[randome]

5. But only Donald gets to call him "Christy".

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[anamandujano]

7. "My coach told me to open with, 'I'm an @sshole.' Will that assure a win?

"I only know that nothing else is working."