"I'd love to go one-one-one, but . . . " . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

Donald (Ol' Turd-in-the-Punch-Bowl) Trump is saying: "'Afraid to debate Hillary one-on-one?' . . . Is that what they're saying, Mark? . . . Well, that's absolutely ridiculous. . . . In fact, there's nothing I would rather do. . . . Absolutely nothing!!! . . . It's like . . . I want to debate her mano-a-mano with all my body and soul! . . . It's just my sense of fairness to the other two candidates, and perhaps a few other interested parties like the President of the NRA and I could name a few more. . . . After all, if it's anything I am, it's fair. . . . But, heck no, I'm not the least afraid."

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Above CAPTION based on the following story as linked at DU:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10141565581

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"I'd love to go one-one-one, but . . . " . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!! (Original post)	skip fox	Sep 2016	OP
Is the piñata empty or full of shit?	pinboy3niner	Sep 2016	#1
"Debate that old, withered husk of a woman? Why, my nipples explode with delight at the idea!"	randome	Sep 2016	#2
I don't do anything without my Johnson	underpants	Sep 2016	#3
+1	Johonny	Sep 2016	#6
you bet i know where my luggage is....that is why i have chris christie	dembotoz	Sep 2016	#4
But only Donald gets to call him "Christy".	randome	Sep 2016	#5
"My coach told me to open with, 'I'm an @sshole.' Will that assure a win?	anamandujano	Sep 2016	#7

Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Sep 5, 2016, 08:31 AM

pinboy3niner (53,339 posts)

1. Is the piñata empty or full of shit?

Your call.

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Mon Sep 5, 2016, 08:35 AM

randome (34,845 posts)

2. "Debate that old, withered husk of a woman? Why, my nipples explode with delight at the idea!"

"My debate coach, Meredith McIver, came up with this zinger. This is off the record, right? Anyways, Meredith says that when she mentions JFK, I'll say something like, 'Ms. Clinton, I knew JFK. I worked with JFK. You're no JFK.' It's a fool-proof zinger that's guaranteed to make her run off the stage crying. Just wait and see."
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Mon Sep 5, 2016, 09:32 AM

underpants (174,608 posts)