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Mon Sep 5, 2016, 08:21 AM

"I'd love to go one-one-one, but . . . " . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!



Donald (Ol' Turd-in-the-Punch-Bowl) Trump is saying: "'Afraid to debate Hillary one-on-one?' . . . Is that what they're saying, Mark? . . . Well, that's absolutely ridiculous. . . . In fact, there's nothing I would rather do. . . . Absolutely nothing!!! . . . It's like . . . I want to debate her mano-a-mano with all my body and soul! . . . It's just my sense of fairness to the other two candidates, and perhaps a few other interested parties like the President of the NRA and I could name a few more. . . . After all, if it's anything I am, it's fair. . . . But, heck no, I'm not the least afraid."



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Above CAPTION based on the following story as linked at DU:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10141565581

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Reply "I'd love to go one-one-one, but . . . " . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!! (Original post)
skip fox Sep 2016 OP
pinboy3niner Sep 2016 #1
randome Sep 2016 #2
underpants Sep 2016 #3
Johonny Sep 2016 #6
dembotoz Sep 2016 #4
randome Sep 2016 #5
anamandujano Sep 2016 #7

Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Sep 5, 2016, 08:31 AM

1. Is the piņata empty or full of shit?

Your call.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Sep 5, 2016, 08:35 AM

2. "Debate that old, withered husk of a woman? Why, my nipples explode with delight at the idea!"

 

"My debate coach, Meredith McIver, came up with this zinger. This is off the record, right? Anyways, Meredith says that when she mentions JFK, I'll say something like, 'Ms. Clinton, I knew JFK. I worked with JFK. You're no JFK.' It's a fool-proof zinger that's guaranteed to make her run off the stage crying. Just wait and see."
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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Sep 5, 2016, 09:32 AM

3. I don't do anything without my Johnson

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Response to underpants (Reply #3)

Mon Sep 5, 2016, 12:27 PM

6. +1

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Sep 5, 2016, 09:37 AM

4. you bet i know where my luggage is....that is why i have chris christie

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Response to dembotoz (Reply #4)

Mon Sep 5, 2016, 09:39 AM

5. But only Donald gets to call him "Christy".

 

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Sep 5, 2016, 04:46 PM

7. "My coach told me to open with, 'I'm an @sshole.' Will that assure a win?

"I only know that nothing else is working."

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