Things my younger brother "knows"

[Dirty Socialist]

My younger brother is a dyed-in-the-wool ditto head. Here are some things he knows for certain:
Sid Blumenthal started the Obama birth controversy.
All of the debate moderators have contributed to Hillary's campaign, including Chris Wallace.
25 of people around the Clintons have died from car bomb explosions.

My brother is absolutely sure of these things.

He bloviated for almost an hour to me last night. I let it go in one ear and out the other.

[PJMcK]

1. I'm sorry to hear this

It must make family visits awkward.

Does he live in a Red or Blue State, meaning, will his vote matter? Actually, will he vote?

[Dirty Socialist]

2. We live in Ohio

He will vote, and vote for Trump, of course.

[PJMcK]

6. The evening of November 8th will be exciting in your state!

I'm in New York. The only real excitement here will be some state and local races. The national results, though, will be intense.

[world wide wally]

3. With all due respect,

your brother is just full of shit

[Warpy]

4. Apparently one of my cousins is just like him

AFAIK, no one has spoken to him in years.

[NightWatcher]

5. Is he allowed outside of the facility on weekends?

Do you have to cut his food for him, since he obviously shouldn't be allowed to operate anything sharper than an orange?

[Different Drummer]

7. You have my sympathies. n/t

[LeftInTX]

8. I have a brother like that