Wow! I was sure this was satire, but I think it's real.

[reflection]

I wish I could paste more than four paragraphs. It's brutal.

http://www.golfchannel.com/news/golf-central-blog/willetts-brother-us-fans-baying-mob-imbeciles

Pete Willett gained notoriety for his emotional live-tweet session while his brother, Danny, rallied to win the Masters earlier this year. Willett earned his first Ryder Cup berth largely on the back of that victory at Augusta National, and with the matches now two days away his brother unleashed on American golf fans in an interview with National Club Golfer.

"For the Americans to stand a chance of winning, they need their baying mob of imbeciles to caress their egos every step of the way," Willett wrote. "Team Europe needs to shut these groupies up. They need to silence the pudgy, basement-dwelling, irritants, stuffed on cookie dough and pissy beer, pausing between mouthfuls of hot dog so they can scream 'Baba booey' until their jelly faces turn red."

Pete Willett is a teacher by day, and he added a few other points he feel will guide the Europeans to a fourth straight victory. But the brunt of his commentary remained on the Americans, who he closed the article by calling "fat, stupid, greedy, classless bastards" and who will undoubtedly now shower his brother with something less than praise this week at Hazeltine.

&quot The Euros) need to stun the angry, unwashed, Make America Great Again swarm, desperately gripping their concealed-carry compensators and belting out a mini-erection including 'Mashed potato,' hoping to impress their cousin," Willett wrote. "They need to smash the obnoxious dads with their shiny teeth, Lego-man hair, medicated ex-wives, and resentful children.

[Kingofalldems]

1. That's Danny's brother and yes it's real.

[reflection]

2. He certainly has a way with words.

Remind me never to get on his bad side.

[Kingofalldems]

6. His tweets at the Masters were awesome.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

3. "concealed carry compensators" -- wonderful mellifluous phrase worthy of usage. . . . . nt

[Shandris]

4. Insecurity: the Projecting

[underpants]

5. A friend texted me about this today. Holy crap.

He unloaded.

[kentuck]

7. The ugly Americans?

[Different Drummer]

8. He said on his Twitter feed that he meant every

word he wrote in the linked article.