Face the TarNation. Please come CAPTION The Mitt-ster!!!

[skip fox]

Mitt (I'll stake out my position just as soon as read the polls) Romney is saying: "Well, I'll tell you, Bob, I think a man of convictions, as you word it, would defer making his positions known until after the election. . . . That way everyone will know I'm not pandering!"

[democrat_patriot]

1. Or: "Elect me and I'll show you where I stand by my actions".

[AnotherMcIntosh]

2. Or: "If President Obama doesn't sign the pending 'free-trade' agreement, I will."

From Huffpo

Trans-Pacific negotiations have been taking place throughout the Obama presidency. The deal is strongly supported by the U.S. Chamber of Commerce, the top lobbying group for American corporations. Obama's Republican opponent in the 2012 presidential elections, Mitt Romney, has urged the U.S. to finalize the deal as soon as possible.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/13/obama-trade-document-leak_n_1592593.html

[Xyzse]

3. LOL

Pretty Soon, one of the idjits who bashed on Disney for the cover of their Little Mermaid VHS for having a "Penis" in the cover will go after that picture.

They would note the white capped tube like structure over Mitt's shoulder, as well as the shadow. That is two phallic looking things right near him. That tree also looks suspiciously like bush.

Sadly, I really shouldn't go for something that crass, but Mitt does invite it for some reason.

[turtlerescue1]

4. Mitts is saying:

"Now that I have the bus, decided to stop by this farm and see if a cow likes the fresh air atop the bus. as much as the pooch did."

aka: gonna make sure the manure is really going to fly now.

[Motown_Johnny]

5. "I don't promise things The President has the power to do, only the stuff I need Congress for"

"Sorry"

[demtenjeep]

6. would you hurry up, I gotta poop and I'll be gol darned if I use the toilet on that common bus

.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

7. What do you call that round thing the bus rides on and my chauffeur has to change when it goes flat?

Looks like a big chocolate goodie. A tire, yes, that's it.

[kentuck]

8. Bob, I believe they call it hoisted on my own petard....

I lied in the primary to get the votes of the Tea Party and the nuts in my Party and now, it has blown up in my face.

[skip fox]

9. "Bob, I resent that. . . . I'm a man of my conflictions.

I always stand behind them."

[madamesilverspurs]

10. Okay.

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[GeorgeGist]

11. When ...

I'm wearing my magic underwear I can fuck a horse.