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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsMy confession: This is what I say often in my locker room.
"What?! This f**king scale is broken. How can I have gained two pounds!?! I go every day!!!""
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My confession: This is what I say often in my locker room. (Original Post)
Yavin4
Oct 2016
OP
To prevent being exposed to such demeaning issues, I avoid the locker room ((snark))
Paula Sims
Oct 2016
#14
Lochloosa
(16,076 posts)1. Grab it! It will do what you want.
okaawhatever
(9,478 posts)2. Good one nt
Martin Eden
(12,881 posts)3. More often than not, my locker room exclamation is ...
OK -- who farted??!!!
(actually, it was me)
(actually, it was me)
JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,375 posts)4. Or, "The water in the pool was extra cold today".
Well, that's what I've HEARD in the locker room. I, of course, would have no reason to say such a thing. No reason at all.
forgotmylogin
(7,539 posts)5. "Dude, your abs are looking so ripped."
"Do you trim with a razor of clippers?"
"Bill, I've got to say your ass looks great. Those squats are really paying off."
"Here, let me work some of that tension out of your traps and your delts..."
Wait...um. No. I mean we talk about fishing.
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)12. Working out tension
That's how it starts
airplaneman
(1,240 posts)6. I check in on multiple scales and pick the lowest reading n/t.
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)7. WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY SOCKS
Takket
(21,657 posts)8. "Who stole my clothes???????"
qwlauren35
(6,151 posts)9. OH Yeah!
My friends tell me to go once a week, but I don't listen.
keithbvadu2
(36,990 posts)10. Ya gotta go to republican locker rooms to hear the Trump-good stuff.
Achilleaze
(15,543 posts)13. Republican locker room
meow2u3
(24,774 posts)11. "This bench is cold"
After I sat down to change into my workout gear.
Overheard in the locker room after working out: "Do you have an extra pad"?
Paula Sims
(877 posts)14. To prevent being exposed to such demeaning issues, I avoid the locker room ((snark))
and the gym and working out altogether. Why take the chance??