Plausible Explanations for Kellyanne Conway

[lindysalsagal]

I'll start:

1. Got her last name from her Carney father.
2. Won the big debate in 6th grade, trying to live in the past.
3. Hoping her long-lost 9th grade boyfriend will find her again if she's on TV enough.

Ok, go.

[onecaliberal]

1. Her skull is full of feces.

[world wide wally]

3. Reformed truth teller high on meth?

[lindysalsagal]

11. Could be. Could be. n/t.

[SamKnause]

2. She has zero principles or morals.

She lies for a living.

She is a horrible example for her children.

She is a horrible example of a business woman.

She is a horrible example of a human being.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

6. she lies for a living PERFECT

[jaxind]

4. Can't Believe...

Can't believe she's a mom....what a horrible, repulsive example she is for her children!!

[DeadLetterOffice]

5. Drugs.

Or not enough drugs.
One or the other.

[COLGATE4]

7. With apologies to 'AIRPLANE'

She picked the wrong day to quit Meth

[Demonaut]

8. she follows the money and power

and karma can be a bitch

[longship]

9. I have it... Chatty Cathy Ring on back.

[JI7]

10. Money

[OnDoutside]

12. This is all we need to know