Marco Rubio has a Douchebag Face

[JI7]

asshole

[longship]

1. Ad hominem attack? Really?

nt

[Zalatix]

3. Tell me about it, this borders on a hate crime.

And if you actually believe that then I've got a bridge in Brooklyn to sell ya.

[flamingdem]

2. And Dumbo ears

ugly elephant ears ... but the repukes are hot and sweaty about him

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

4. It's an asshole face

Every night he holds a hand mirror up to his ass and looks at it through a facing mirror, trying to imitate it with his face. It's a common practice among Republican politicians and explains how guys like Demint, Cornyn, Sessions, Cantor and the lot have developed that pinched, puckered, and dour look on their faces that is seen by their supporters as a mark of aesthetic beauty. Look at a Republican's face and you can tell exactly what his ass looks like. Take Mitch McConnell, for example, minus the nose.