Will Trump be sworn in on the Bible?

[left-of-center2012]

Maybe he'll use "The Art of the Deal".

[TexasProgresive]

1. "Atlas Shrugged"

[oberliner]

10. Zero chance that Trump has ever read that

Slim to zero chance that he has heard of it.

[TexasProgresive]

12. There's always the precursor "The Art of Selfishness" by David Seabury

He might like the title for his next book.

[Initech]

2. He'll use a stack of personally signed photos with his face on it.

[bdamomma]

4. His hand will burn

if he puts his hand on the Bible.

For some strange reason he will be very uncomfortable doing this. Jan 20th huh????

[Jacob Boehme]

3. Aye, here's tRump's "Bible"

Codex Gigas The Devils Bible

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[UTUSN]

5. Too easy: Mein Kampf (sp)

[rzemanfl]

6. He wanted his hand on a p***y but the Chief Justice objected. n/t

[unblock]

7. will he be able to repeat back the word "constitution" without stumbling or snickering?

maybe roberts will be kind enough to lead him through it one syllable at a time.

[jmowreader]

8. Not quite

[KamaAina]

11. Two Corinthians, I would imagine.