Uhhhh, Holy shit.

[kpete]

https://twitter.com/gundamman/status/817140206868410368

[Warren DeMontague]

1. Thats downright uncanny

[smirkymonkey]

2. OMG! The republicans are really Virtucon and Paul Ryan is really

Number 2. I KNEW it!

[Gidney N Cloyd]

12. Who. Does. Number 2. Work. For?

[smirkymonkey]

13. *snort*

I think I'm going to have to watch that movie again with new eyes this weekend!

[klook]

34. Who is Number One?

[ffr]

3. Art imitates reality. n/t

[Vilis Veritas]

22. Reality imitates Art. n/t

[blm]

4. Add one of Putin and his cronies celebrating their successful mission to put Trump into the WH.

.

[50 Shades Of Blue]

5. K & R

[boston bean]

6. Bring in the fembots!!!

[Buns_of_Fire]

7. Someone must've just stomped on a kitten. nt

[Different Drummer]

8. That's accurate--and frightening. n/t

[demmiblue]

9. Another from reddit:

Title of the PS battle was: Speaker of the House Paul Ryan shares a laugh with Republican members of Congress after signing legislation to repeal the Affordable Care Act


The OP's with more flair (also from reddit):

[hunter]

10. Oh man, this reality sucks.

I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque...

[longship]

25. Here's video, my good friend.

My advice, go for the source.

Here:

My best to you. Just take my advice, always turn left at Albequerque.

[MFM008]

28. I loved those

As a kid there was a 2 hour block of these on sat morning.

[longship]

30. Also, Rockie and Bullwinkle.

However, my faves were the Warner Bros. toons.
Mel Blanc was the absolute bomb.

[Pisces]

11. Exactly!!

[Initech]

14. Honestly I'd rather live in the Austin Powers reality.

[Chasstev365]

15. 1 Trillion Dollars!

[Boomerproud]

16. Millions of Americans forced to go without health insurance and possible bankruptcy...

Republican response... The rest of us....

[BlancheSplanchnik]

17. This

[librechik]

24. and we got them to vote it in themselves!!! HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAH!

..at least that's what we will swear in court. No rigging for Donald!! Nope! Never happened. Lalalala... I'M NOT LISTENING!

[EffieBlack]

18. This is what they mean by making America great again . . .

That photo represents the America the want to see - dominated by white men with a couple of white women thrown in for a little diversity.

[bdamomma]

19. laugh now

go ahead, karma will get you all.

[47of74]

21. And if not in this world, the one to come...

Of course the reich wing probably pretends this part of the bible does not exist.

‘There was a rich man who was dressed in purple and fine linen and who feasted sumptuously every day. And at his gate lay a poor man named Lazarus, covered with sores, who longed to satisfy his hunger with what fell from the rich man’s table; even the dogs would come and lick his sores. The poor man died and was carried away by the angels to be with Abraham. The rich man also died and was buried. In Hades, where he was being tormented, he looked up and saw Abraham far away with Lazarus by his side. He called out, “Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus to dip the tip of his finger in water and cool my tongue; for I am in agony in these flames.” But Abraham said, “Child, remember that during your lifetime you received your good things, and Lazarus in like manner evil things; but now he is comforted here, and you are in agony. Besides all this, between you and us a great chasm has been fixed, so that those who might want to pass from here to you cannot do so, and no one can cross from there to us.” He said, “Then, father, I beg you to send him to my father’s house— for I have five brothers—that he may warn them, so that they will not also come into this place of torment.” Abraham replied, “They have Moses and the prophets; they should listen to them.” He said, “No, father Abraham; but if someone goes to them from the dead, they will repent.” He said to him, “If they do not listen to Moses and the prophets, neither will they be convinced even if someone rises from the dead.” ’ (Luke 16:19-31)

[bdamomma]

23. 47of47

read part of this Democracy now interview also:

I am inserting a part of it.

DAVID CAY JOHNSTON: I did not appreciate, until I worked on the book, that while Donald holds himself out as a devout Christian—"No one reads the Bible more than me"—while he has all these pastors embracing him as a good Christian man, Donald aggressively, thoroughly and at great length, in many forums, denounces Christianity. His personal motto is "always get revenge," whereas the message of Jesus Christ was "turn the other cheek." And these ministers, some of whom I’ve written to and haven’t—they haven’t responded at all—continue to embrace him. And I find it very troubling. Donald has beguiled them with flattery. If they continue, now that my book is out, if they know about it, to do this, they are then deceiving their flocks, and that’s evil. But Donald himself doesn’t care about these things. He will tell you any lie. He can’t quote a single line from the Bible. Not one. And yet he says, "No one reads the Bible more than Donald Trump." If you ask him, "Well, what do you like in the Bible?" "Oh, there’s so many. There’s so many. I just—there are so many, I can’t choose."

the thread is here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028436917

[niyad]

32. I don't believe that the orange foolius reads the bible--it has more than 140 characters.

[LeftishBrit]

33. I doubt that the Unspeakable ever reads any book at all!

[Roland99]

20. *gasp*

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

[DetlefK]

26. Dun-Da-da-Da!

[underpants]

27. Yikes

[redstateblues]

29. Yeah baby!

[hibbing]

31. Hilarious, thanks n/t

[Angry Dragon]

35. KICK