Wife Attacks Husband After Finding Copies of The Onion in Car

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Victim tells police his wife considers the papers "pornography" and it has caused issues in their marriage.
By Joe Petrie Email the author June 19, 2012

The Shepherd Express and The Onion are iconic Wisconsin publications well known for their alternative views and humor.

However, when one man's wife found issues of those two papers in his trunk, it incited an incident that could very well be mistaken for a headline in The Onion.

A 56-year-old Menomonee Falls woman is facing charges after she allegedly attacked her husband for having copies of the Shepherd Express and The Onion in the trunk of his car.

Lynne M. Rasbornik was charged in Waukesha County Circuit Court Monday with one count of disorderly conduct domestic abuse. If convicted, she faces up to 90 days in jail and $1,000 in fines.

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http://menomoneefalls.patch.com/articles/woman-attacks-husband-for-having-the-shepherd-express-the-onion-in-his-car

[ChairmanAgnostic]

1. I thought THIS was an Onion article.

[Are_grits_groceries]

2. I did too. nt

[progressoid]

3. Whaaaa???

[cbrer]

4. Boy! The Sheperd Express must be some rag!

[lame54]

5. It's never the onion

[Strelnikov_]

6. Art Kumbalek says . . .

that it will be 90 days of sittin around in my underwear watchin baseball an drinkin brewskies when the old ball in chain gets sent up
cause I'm Art Kumbalek and I told you so

[Blue Owl]

7. Area Woman Unable to Comprehend America's Finest News Source

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[47of74]

13. All while watching Fox "News" Channel too!

[Comrade_McKenzie]

8. Waukesha County... worst county in WI? nt

[Blue_Tires]

9. I haven't seen a print edition of the Onion since

Well, when HAVE I ever seen a printed Onion?

Wow -- That woman is a nutbar...The underlying reasons for this fight have nothing to do with the Onion...

[n2doc]

11. I see them every time I go to DC

They even have newspaper boxes you can get them out of.

[aquart]

10. Waukesha?

[ChairmanAgnostic]

12. And she votes.