Trump Intelligence Briefing Delayed - Satire
Intelligence experts are rushing to finish cutting out the flannel outlines to be used in briefing Donald Trump on Russian hacking interference with election. Some are more complex that expected, and the flannel board presentation still has to be rehearsed before showing it to the President-elect.
One person involved in designing the flannel board presentation said, "There are so many little arrows we still have to cut out, and the original flannel bear outline that represents Putin was too large. So, we still have some things to cut out, including maps, arrows, connecting lines, and other such details. Finally, we have a flannel board expert, Angela Simple, from a local Sunday school, who needs to rehearse the presentation so as not to confuse Donald Trump."
Editorial notes: Flannel boards, also called felt boards are very popular for displaying conceptual information to preschoolers and kindergarten aged children. It is believed that national intelligence experts have been planning the flannel board presentation for almost a week.
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in terms he can understand.
