Intel Chiefs Say Trumps Twitter Account Was Hacked By Four-Year-Old (Borowitz)

[Stonepounder]

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—An alarming report issued by heads of the U.S. intelligence agencies on Friday asserts that the Twitter account of President-elect Donald Trump was successfully hacked by a four-year-old child.
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“The hacker would often wake up in the middle of the night, in an addled and cranky state, and start tweeting,” an intelligence source said. “This disrupted sleep pattern is consistent with a suspect in the three-to-four-year-old age range.”

N.S.A. analysts who studied the vocabulary, syntax, and spelling of the tweets “determined beyond a shadow of a doubt that they are the work of a preschooler,” the source said.
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“Based on these tweets, this particular four-year-old has a loose grasp on reality, lacks all impulse control, and is potentially very dangerous.”

Explains a lot, doesn't it?

[malaise]

1. These days Borowitz is more accurate than the weatherfolks

Nice

[cornball 24]

2. LMFAO!

[Gothmog]

3. I love good satire

[yagotme]

4. "My lock is 1,2,3,4,5... n/t