Meet the Outsourcing Pioneer

[malaise]

in Chief!!!

hoisted with his own Petard
Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

I wll bring back jobs - the same jobs I sent overseas

[malaise]

1. Willard may have to pack those bags under his eyes

and outsource himself.

[greatauntoftriplets]

2. Does he ever wash his hair?

I guess the grease in it goes with his general oiliness.

[malaise]

4. Sleek from head to toe

Greasy from top to bottom
Slimy as as eel

[luvlyrta]

3. didn't you get the memo?

It's "his time." He and Ann have been waiting patiently as they've campaigned for the past 6 or so years ...

[malaise]

5. Time to degrease

and outsource his sorry ass

[Ezlivin]

6. The Bain of our Existence

N/T

[Habibi]

10. DUzy!

[sad sally]

7. Mitten sez' jobs were "offshored" not outsourced.

“This is a fundamentally flawed story that does not differentiate between domestic outsourcing versus offshoring nor versus work done overseas to support U.S. exports. Mitt Romney spent 25 years in the real world economy so he understands why jobs come and they go,” Romney spokeswoman Andrea Saul said. “As president, he will implement policies that make it easier and more attractive for companies to create jobs here at home. President Obama’s attacks on profit and job creators make it less attractive to create jobs in the U.S.”

http://thinkprogress.org/economy/2012/06/22/504690/romney-doesnt-dispute-he-helped-send-jobs-overseas-tells-press-to-call-it-offshori

Oh, this terminology update makes it SO much better...ugghhhh

[malaise]

9. They'll have another explanation next week

or maybe tomorrow

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

8. He's the Daniel Boone of China

They'll erect statues to him for bringing them our jobs.