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Donald Trump wont be laying his hand on the Bible for his Presidential inauguration.
The melting fat candle made the decision after having a bit of a practise with Gods book and being unable to find an edition that didnt cause the skin of his tiny hands to sizzle.
Im going with the book of carpet samples. I love carpet samples. Theyre great. These are great carpet samples.
The material feels wonderful and soothes my tiny hands while reminding me of the greatest hair on earth namely mine.
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Trump spokesperson, Simon Williams, said, Donald is really proud of his idea. I say his idea although Im pretty sure he nicked the concept from a Simpsons joke, but good luck in telling him that. Hes too busy rubbing his face against bits of carpet.
...http://newsthump.com/2017/01/03/donald-trump-to-be-sworn-in-on-book-of-carpet-samples/?utm_campaign=shareaholic&utm_medium=facebook&utm_source=socialnetwork
pkdu
(3,977 posts)True Dough
(17,304 posts)So shalleth proclaim Drumpf's Twitter account, no doubt.
malchickiwick
(1,474 posts)True Dough
(17,304 posts)Good one, malchickiwick. I burst out laughing when I read that.
May Lord Donny bless your soul! Or not. Whatever you prefer.
malchickiwick
(1,474 posts)That massive head and such tiny hands. That's why he makes such a lousy Messiah: His hands are smaller than the nails.
IADEMO2004
(5,554 posts)TubbersUK
(1,439 posts)malaise
(268,980 posts)Cloth samples for his gaudy furniture would also have worked
liberal N proud
(60,334 posts)A bible might bust into flames if trump touches one.
eleny
(46,166 posts)HassleCat
(6,409 posts)pipi_k
(21,020 posts)ugly 1970s orange shag