Trump's inauguration to have a "soft sensuality"

[mainer]

Tara PalmeriVerified account
?@tarapalmeri
Expect Trump's inauguration to have a "soft sensuality" not a "circus-like celebration" with celebrities, says his inauguration planner

The tweets in response are delicious.

[HassleCat]

1. Opening!

The comedy writers will drive a truck through that one.

[MissB]

2. Is that in reference to his hair?

[milestogo]

3. Its probably in reference to his limp member.

[alarimer]

4. Well, we are all about to be screwed.

one way or another.

[Else You Are Mad]

5. All the women attending should watch themselves around Trump after a statement like that! nt.

[sheshe2]

10. My thoughts exactly.

[Arkansas Granny]

20. This.

[Else You Are Mad]

21. Hahahahahahah!

I never saw that before. Thanks for posting it!

[uponit7771]

46. +1

[BeyondGeography]

6. Well, that's beats a flaccid funereality

But not by much.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

7. Eww. nt

[ismnotwasm]

8. Ew

[vanlassie]

9. Ew

[hatrack]

11. Well, I guess it's better than saying that it will be "Limp And Dribbling"

[smirkymonkey]

45. *snort*

[11 Bravo]

12. What? He can't afford his own Viagra?

[Jacob Boehme]

13. How does one interpret "soft sensuality"?

So, does that mean anything less than a Linda Lovelace routine is up for grabs?

[Solly Mack]

14. Ick

[hunter]

15. Ughhhh.....

Those poor sheep.

[Coventina]

16. Ew.

This is what they come up with due to lack of A-listers?

[gratuitous]

29. They don't WANT no celebrities!

Which is why they keep asking celebrities to perform and get turned down flat.

What's with asking Elton John, Celine Dion and Charlotte Church, though? Aren't American entertainers great enough to perform for His Donaldness? Sad!

[Coventina]

31. Don't forget Andrea Bocelli!

Who backed out after the YUUUUUUGE backlash from his fans!!

[Else You Are Mad]

50. His team..

Probably doesn't realize they aren't Americans because they speak English.

[WhiteTara]

17. So Melanoma won't be wearing a mini skirt

with the front cut to the waist?

[Else You Are Mad]

24. She couldn't get a dress...

They were all sold out by the time she tried to get one!

[Lochloosa]

48. Bada bing!

[WhiteTara]

55. Well, the gown rental store

has lots and lots. I read that they have had the least requested inaugural gowns in many many years.

[oasis]

18. So Trump has a stable of "escorts"?

[etherealtruth]

19. WTF? I don't even know how to respond to the idiocy and derangement coming from these people

[unblock]

22. it will have all the dignity a funeral deserves

https://www.google.com/search?q=cheney+funeral+pic&rls=com.microsoft:en-US:IE-Address&rlz=1I7GGNI_enUS484&tbm=isch&imgil=n8C0O9HmS3ewaM%253A%253BxV-OkV26QrhVzM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.talkleft.com%25252Fstory%25252F2005%25252F01%25252F28%25252F457%25252F27434%25252Fforeignaffairs%25252FCheney-Dresses-Down-for-Auchwitz-Ceremony&source=iu&pf=m&fir=n8C0O9HmS3ewaM%253A%252CxV-OkV26QrhVzM%252C_&usg=__WtCvq58ibERZrTnm68kuLJ3IJYE%3D&biw=1745&bih=1005&ved=0ahUKEwiRxo2Lw7jRAhUHOhQKHSKuAtcQyjcINQ&ei=dFJ1WJG8A4f0UKLcirgN#imgrc=n8C0O9HmS3ewaM%3A

[liberaltrucker]

23. Link:

https://twitter.com/tarapalmeri/status/818920428752224260

[Tommy_Carcetti]

32. I saw this in the comments and I suffered through it, so I'm going to pass on the suffering.

Just because I'm evil.



And yeah, it's all too real.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3913524/The-extraordinary-intimate-Trump-family-photos-THRIFT-SHOP-showing-Donald-s-softer-side.html

[nolabear]

34. He's groping you with his eyes...

[liberaltrucker]

36. ...

[Glimmer of Hope]

42. Ugh. I hate you.

[smirkymonkey]

47. OMG, that is one of the creepiest photos I have ever seen.

Who TF came up with "soft sensuality"? What does that even mean in this context?

[3catwoman3]

51. Maybe we don't...

...want to know.

[smirkymonkey]

58. Yes, I think I prefer that it remain mystery, now that I think about it.

[JHan]

52. A soft sensuality.....

[lunasun]

39. OH the replies are so funny thank you but really wth ? I don't want to know more

[malaise]

25. Groper Don the Con has been rejected

before day one - this won't fugging fly!

[ananda]

26. ROFL

Funniest thing I've heard so far.

[guillaumeb]

27. Translation: no one wants to be there?

Poor Donald. No matter what his title people simply cannot stand him.

[sheshe2]

28. Ick

[Lindsay]

30. So we can expect

soft-core porn?

I don't wanna live in their universe.

[nolabear]

33. I can't....HAHAHAHAHA!!...can't breathe....

[JHB]

35. So shirtless Vlad will be there. Will he be riding bearback?

(not a typo)

[JHB]

37. So, salty sax music and bow-chika-wow-wow?

[lpbk2713]

38. IOW: We can't get any 'A' list entertainment.

Maybe they can play some party games or give a slide show of Trump's properties.

[Beaverhausen]

40. Melania's old pals in the soft core porn biz will be showing up no doubt

[Freethinker65]

41. On second thought, screw it...send in the clowns

Don't bother, they're there

[MFM008]

43. Gross

I guess honorable and classy is swirling in the crapper.

[livetohike]

44. Melanie in a strip tease? A video of highlights of Melania's

career? WTF does this mean

[Vinca]

49. Please . . . sensuality is not a word that should be associated with an orangutan.

[3catwoman3]

53. Or an...

...inauguration.

[Lint Head]

54. With all the BS he will vomit he's going to need some

Angel intervention.

[Warpy]

56. Translation: "We couldn't get real talent, only EZ-listening bands and a few

country acts on the skids. Gonna be a helluva dull party."

[mcar]

57. Umm, ick

[book_worm]

59. Sounds like it will be a soft-porn affair

[greatauntoftriplets]

60. Does he have the slightest idea what those words mean?

[smirkymonkey]

61. Buzz Feed says "Soft Sensuality" is the new "Moist".

The comments are pretty funny! "The cringe heard 'round the world"

https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliareinstein/soft-sensuality-soft-sensuality-soft-sensuality-soft-sensual?utm_term=.vmw4z3BALW#.uy1zVlm5yJ

[Generator]

62. Peeing is soft and warm

And we're off. Never gonna here the end of this one.