One reason to doubt the Trump "Golden Shower" story:

[11 Bravo]

I know of no one who would bother to piss on that sonofabitch, even if he was on fire.

(Although I confess, now that I think about it, I might be convinced to piss on the parts that weren't burning.)

[underpants]

1. Funny. I really don't care if it's true

Yeah I know we are supposed to be about the FACTS but at this point with all of their outright shit spewing on a daily basis and the press giving any merit to it - let THEM run around trying to correct the record.

[brewens]

2. By Trump standards, as with the birther crap, if you heard it and liked it, that's a fact.

He's a golden shower boy!

[cyclonefence]

3. I don't believe he was pissed on

I think he masturbated while the hookers peed on the bed where the Obamas had slept. Trump is a germophobe, after all, and an ignoramus who probably doesn't know that urine is sterile (unless you have a UTI, which Russian hookers might).

It's painfully clear (speaking of UTIs) that I am totally fixated on the image of DT jerking off to peeing hookers on Obama's bed. Even if it isn't true, I believe it happened in some alternative reality.

Oh god I hope the story is true, and there is a video of the incident, and we get to see it. Please god, I'll never make another wish again.

[The Polack MSgt]

4. The only reason I doubt it...

Is because I so want it to be true.

I always have to hold myself back when some one waves what I want at me, what's the trap being baited?