What's the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon, and Donald Trump?

[meow2u3]

George Washington couldn't tell a lie; Richard Nixon couldn't tell the truth; and Donald Trump couldn't tell the difference!

[robersl]

1. Among

Good joke, but you can't use difference to compare 3 things. It should be "What are the differences among George Washington, Richard Nixon, and Donald Trump?"

[meow2u3]

2. Grammar nazi

[robersl]

3. Among

You're right. It's just that between-among thing is one of my pet annoyances. Sorry....

[MontanaMama]

4. I get you robersl.

My mom used to charge me a quarter for each grammatical error. At 50+ years old, I still feel stress when I use 'lay' and 'lie' fearing I'll misuse it.

[robersl]

5. Grammar

Ha - that made me laugh.

Alright, how about this one - I work with people, some of them very intelligent, who will write "suppose" instead of "supposed", as in "I'm suppose to be in a meeting in 5 minutes".

Make me crazy.....

[MontanaMama]

12. Yikes. That's a bad one...

We just had someone at our staff meeting say "Irregardless". I had to take a drink of coffee to make sure I kept my mouth shut.

[Qutzupalotl]

10. Here's a handy mnemonic:

Trump got laid in Moscow and then lied about it.

Okay, not so much a mnemonic as an excuse to trash Trump.

[MontanaMama]

13. You're killing me!!

Awesome.

[Stonepounder]

6. Yeah, I'm a grammar nut as well (because of my mother)

But I love, I say LOVE, the joke!

[ChazII]

7. And here my brain was thinking the first was a Mason,

the second a Quaker ......

[IntraPolitico]

8. Phenomenal

I'm laughing so much! This is excellent I may just steal this off you.

[Alice11111]

9. Funnny! I'm a bad joke teller, but that one is so true,

even I can do it.

[roseBudd]

11. Russia has kompromat on Trump...

https://www.facebook.com/649431898439670/photos/a.672858129430380.1073741831.649431898439670/1216753041707550/?type=3&theater