The great, big, beautiful list of everything Cheeto promised he'd do on Day One

[fleur-de-lisa]

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/01/the-great-big-beautiful-list-of-everything-trump-promised-hed-do-on-day-one-whenever-that-is/

Trumputin crafted a hefty list of things he intends to do “on day one” throughout the last two years he was on the campaign trail and since his election in November. Day one is supposedly January 20, when the High Pisser will be officially inaugurated. But Cheeto announced that he doesn’t actually plan to do any work for his first three days. Instead, his “day one” will take place on Monday, he explained in an interview. To add even more complications, Tiny Hands anticipates spending his weekends back at Trumputin Tower.

Many had anticipated Twitler fulfilling his promise to get started right away. After all, that’s what both he and his transition team have used as a reason Fuckface Von Clownstick is not having as many inaugural events, balls and other festivities.

Here is a list of everything on Shitler’s to-do list for “day one” — whenever he decides that is:

1. Fire all of the ambassadors
2. Repeal and replace Obamacare
3. Begin deporting all undocumented immigrants
4. “Clean house” and fix the Department of Veterans Affairs
5. Start work on “impenetrable, physical, tall, powerful, beautiful, southern border wall”
6. Demand the Pentagon and intelligence agencies come up with a plan for ISIS
7. Withdraw from the Trans-Pacific Partnership trade deal
8. Pull out of NAFTA and renegotiate it
9. Kill gun-free zones
10. Stop Syrian refugee resettlement and build “safe zones” in the region
11. Stop all wasteful spending
12. End the so-called “war on coal
13. Tell countries who won’t take back criminals that they can’t ever come to the US
14. Call companies and threaten his 35 percent tariff
15. Fight to end abortion rights and Planned Parenthood
16. End regulations
17. Learn pretty much everything he doesn’t already know

Details of each item at link . . .

[Wounded Bear]

1. Remember now, Day One has been pushed back until Monday...

so he's giving himself the weekend to work on those issues.

[fleur-de-lisa]

2. Covered in the first paragraph.

[Sanity Claws]

4. Based on this alone, he has failed on all of his promises

[Jacob Boehme]

3. I don't think he'll have the time for it.

[rgbecker]

5. What about stopping all Muslims from entering the US....

"Until we can figure out what's going on."

I think that's the one the won the election for him.

[3catwoman3]

6. Monday, Monday -

- can't trust that day.

[guillaumeb]

7. Even the Creator only did one big thing a day.

And really...........Cheeto?

President Cheeto, if you please.

[fleur-de-lisa]

9. LOL! Nope . . .

I will never refer to that ass clown as 'President'. My president is Barack Obama!

[Javaman]

8. And he plans to do this how? by decree or fiat?

he wants so bad to be a dictator it's disgusting.

[MFM008]

10. shove it all

up the south end of his alimentary canal...........?

[lapislzi]

11. Wait! Isn't Hillary supposed to be carted off in leg irons?

...I guess he has to save a little something for Day Two.