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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIn honor of Kellyanne Conway let's make our own alternative facts
Jill Biden
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I'm the ghostwriter on all of @Beyonce's songs. #AlternativeFacts
I actually wrote the lyrics to Bye Bye American Pie.
greatauntoftriplets
(175,733 posts)Love that Jill Biden wrote one.
Generator
(7,770 posts)That's some alternate fact right there. Yesterday was great. Today we are just pissing in the wind. Every week in the streets or there will be no more America. Yesterday was great-today I am back to needing to get the fuck off the internet. Zero hope.
DemocratSinceBirth
(99,710 posts)Hugin
(33,135 posts)Similar to Backwards Day.
Have I mentioned I invented Chewing Gum?
shraby
(21,946 posts)Maraya1969
(22,479 posts)ret5hd
(20,491 posts)(on edit: was that too easy?)
Orrex
(63,208 posts)Maraya1969
(22,479 posts)OKNancy
(41,832 posts)It's a parody account
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)mwooldri
(10,303 posts)NC and US laws are irrelevant. #alternativefacts #notmypresident
strongermessage
(284 posts)her to be charming, sensitive and bigly truthful.
FraDon
(518 posts)n/t
Buckeye_Democrat
(14,853 posts)Creating wormholes to instantly reach faraway places in the cosmos.
Flying through space like a ship with an Alcubierre drive.
I could create a singularity inside Trump to pull him into a quickly evaporating black hole, but I'm just too nice.
Pacifist Patriot
(24,653 posts)and I'm the goalkeeper for the U.S. Women's National Soccer team.
Hekate
(90,674 posts)(Tells you something about how old I am now. I was that size, though, healthy and optimistic.)
#alternative facts
JHan
(10,173 posts)GreenEyedLefty
(2,073 posts)JHB
(37,160 posts)JHan
(10,173 posts)alterfurz
(2,474 posts)...but people for whom the distinction between fact and fiction, true and false, no longer exists." Hannah Arendt, The Origins of Totalitarianism (1951)
JHan
(10,173 posts)And you got me all hot and bothered with the Hannah quote. Hannah's wisdom will become increasingly necessary in this world.
boston bean
(36,221 posts)Buckeye_Democrat
(14,853 posts)boston bean
(36,221 posts)wildeyed
(11,243 posts)My kids are super-obedient and always ready for school on time.
My house is perfectly clean and tidy at all times.
People on the interwebs always remember the Golden Rule while having political discussions.
Gravity is optional.
I will qualify for the Olympics and write the great American novel some day.
JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,339 posts)Or is it "@Spartacus"?
I'm so #illiterate and #confused and @befuddled.
struggle4progress
(118,282 posts)Vinca
(50,269 posts)Dream Girl
(5,111 posts)Vinca
(50,269 posts)treestar
(82,383 posts)kairos12
(12,858 posts)erpowers
(9,350 posts)I am the richest person in the world and just purchased a $250,000 million home.
logosoco
(3,208 posts)When I am in the store i am always stopping to help other reach things from upper shelves.
erpowers
(9,350 posts)Donald Trump is the sexiest man to ever walk the face of the Earth. President Obama only wishes he was as sexy as Donald Trump.
DemocratSinceBirth
(99,710 posts)Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(107,956 posts)D_Master81
(1,822 posts)when a candidate gets 3 million more votes they win the election #alternativefacts
dembotoz
(16,802 posts)Initech
(100,068 posts)GreatCaesarsGhost
(8,584 posts)JHan
(10,173 posts).........when Richard Spencer shoved his head against a guy's fist.
#AlternativeFacts
John Lee Pettimore
(40 posts)O.K. I have to confess. I just used this post to make number 10. Now I can start a thread of my own.
NastyRiffraff
(12,448 posts)was really mine. You read it here first. #AlternativeFacts
kentuck
(111,089 posts)but one of the doves ate one of them.
meadowlander
(4,395 posts)Bank fees and insurance are suggested donations.
The more time off I take from work, the more productive I am.
Anything that ever was free (TV, music, public land, water) should still be free today.
#alternativefacts