Predict future Trump lies here:

[Bob Loblaw]

1) Kicked Chuck Norris' ass.

[Vogon_Glory]

1. He invented Twitter n/t

[deminks]

2. He did not have sex with that FBI director, or that Russian mobster, or ...

[Vogon_Glory]

3. He invented Aspen n/t

[malaise]

4. His lil dick

works

[Vinca]

5. His healthcare plan will cover everyone.

[ZM90]

6. Trump will claim that "Global warming is a Chinese hoax, believe me!" "I know this because I turned

the sun up!" "It was beautiful!" "I was cold so I turned the sun up, the new warmth of the sun is fantastic!" "You're going to love it I guarantee it." "Believe me the deal I made with the Sun for it to turn up is a magnificent deal!" "I am the best at making deals especially when it involves the Sun." "The is nobody better than me at negotiating with the Sun believe me!"

How was my Trump impression?

[democratisphere]

7. drumpf promises he will never lie again nor provide alternative facts.

(His stubby little fingers are crossed).

[heaven05]

8. I love all vets

and our military and there will be no wars that I start

[uponit7771]

9. 1) The REAL unemployment rate is 1% - 2) The REAL DOW is at 30,000 - 3) My REAL approval 80%