If women made laws about male reproductive organs

[IronLionZion]

I'd like to see what the 7 women come up with. It would be very interesting...

So ladies, what laws would you want?

[LisaM]

1. Dear God, they ought to be ashamed.

How do they think this is remotely acceptable in the 21st century?

[Eliot Rosewater]

2. STay tuned, abortion will be murder, in all states, soon.

[IronLionZion]

4. The smug looks on their smarmy faces

They don't care. They are throwing out red meat to the red idiots who voted against feminism and diversity

[guillaumeb]

8. Ashamed?

Do you really think that any GOP politician has any sense of shame?

[Phoenix61]

3. You know that thing they do like they're checking

to make sure everything is still there? Illegal!!!

[IronLionZion]

5. If anything happens to it down there

we'd never even know!

Damn, that's sneaky

[Chiquitita]

6. No Viagra!!! and,

After men have two kids, if they don't support them obligatory vasectomy.

[IronLionZion]

10. Vasectomy is a great idea!

[fleur-de-lisa]

7. Mandatory 1-year prison sentences for

each 'knuckle child' a man ejaculates onto his hand. Those potential children are murdered by callous (pun intended) men who only think about their own pleasure with no regard for the innocent 'knuckle babies' whose lives are cut short. Oh, the horror! There are literally billions of 'Kleenex kids' who are murdered every day!

[Foo Fighter]

23. In addition to that,

• The offender is required to have a funeral for the sperm, complete with an obituary in the local paper(s) and a proper burial.
  
• Prior to the funeral, they must pose for a picture with their sperm.
  
• The picture is to be entered into public record and also displayed on the Sperm Offender website.
  
• Cremation of the sperm is forbidden.
  
• Immediate family members and all neighbors within a 5-block radius are required to attend the funeral.
  
• Also required to attend would be the person whose picture, video, and/or mental image was used in order to encourage the ejaculation procedure.
  
• The funeral and burial must be televised on the local news.
  
• The offender is required to serve lunch after the interment. And not just coffee and bars. A proper lunch with sandwiches and macaroni salad. The crusts are to be removed from said sandwiches but not too early prior to serving because the edges would dry out.
  
• They are also required to serve pie after the lunch. No fewer than three (3) kinds of pie.

[fleur-de-lisa]

35. Those are awesome!

[Buckeye_Democrat]

29. I was about to make a similar comment until I saw yours!

[Solly Mack]

9. Let's see

1. Masturbation would be negligent homicide.
2. Each and every sperm must be named, need a birth certificate, a death certificate, and you'll still be charged if expressed without benefit of marriage and for the purpose of conception.
3. Nocturnal emissions would be involuntary manslaughter.
4. All emissions of sperm that do not result in conception will be taxed.
5. All sexual intercourse resulting in the emission of sperm other than those for the sole purpose of conception within the confines of marriage is a capital offense.
6. Viagra will be limited to those over the age of 50 and making $250,000 a year. You must have spousal approval, so you must be married. Insurance will not cover. Otherwise, God wanted you to be limp and we can't argue with God.
7. Vasectomy is now a capital felony. To get one or perform one.
8. No more penile implants. God wanted you to be limp and we can't argue with God.


Not that I've been thinking about this.

[IronLionZion]

11. Damn

I had to cross my legs reading your post!

[Solly Mack]

12. Yeah. You might want to rethink that position. Heat adversely affects sperm

and you could be charged with assault and battery.

Uncross your legs. If those sperm die, well...

[IronLionZion]

13. Not that you've been thinking about it much

[Solly Mack]

14. Well, maybe a little.

[demmiblue]

15. Lol!

All of it...

[Solly Mack]

16. It has potential

[IronLionZion]

25. Female Legislators Unveil Male Ejaculation Bill Forbidding The Disposal Of Unused Semen

http://www.burrardstreetjournal.com/female-legislators-unveil-male-ejaculation-bill/

If the link above doesn't load, it's getting a lot of traffic. Wait a bit and try it again.

[Tanuki]

17. Warning...

[Doreen]

18. Third time male sex offenders will be neuterd.

How is that for evil?

[smirkymonkey]

19. FIRST time male sex offenders will be neutered!!

None of this "three-strikes" crap. They don't get a second chance.

[Doreen]

20. Good point.

[smirkymonkey]

21. Sorry, hope that didn't come off as rude toward you!

My anger was meant toward sex offenders, not you!

[Doreen]

22. Oh no, I actually snickered.

I saw no rudeness at all.

[calimary]

24. That would be a GREAT thing to see!

How 'bout some of our female Senators come up with a bill that removes Viagra and such from insurance coverage.

How 'bout

A "men's version" of every anti-woman law and bill out there.

[JI7]

26. if they all dropped dead right now i would be happy

[oberliner]

27. Would it be any better if this was Palin, Bachmann, and Joni Ernst?

Remember, more women than men think abortion should be illegal.

[IronLionZion]

30. It would make a better visual for them

The main reason they didn't have RW women do it is because they don't care anymore. They're busy peddling alternative facts and gaslighting us.

[oberliner]

32. Just saying that RW women are as scary as RW men

And are often more passionate about promoting legislation related to restricting or banning abortion.

[LanternWaste]

34. Based on demographics, the probabilities of fewer laws against women would be increase

Based on demographics, the probabilities of fewer laws against women would be increase, regardless of the specific individual.

But hey... you tried.

[oberliner]

36. But not with respect to abortion

Women are more likely to be pro-lifers than men are (by a slim margin).

[JI7]

28. disgusting perverted "grab them by the pussy" walking in on teenage girls undressing

fucking asshole .

[dubyadiprecession]

31. It's weird seeing all of those neurotic scumbags in President Obama's old office.

These aren't the people to make America great, they are from a science fiction horror movie!

[Lars39]

33. No TURPs allowed.