Syphilitic bloviating gas bladder

[Solly Mack]

*Egocentric Spongiform encephalo-folliculitis - brain disease caused by hair follicles growing into the brain and dissolving, leaving behind a self-centered mess and a sponge-like appearance. No known cure.


All the shitty news today brought this on. That and being unable to sleep before my surgery tomorrow.

I talk when I'm under. So I hope if I say anything factual about the gelatinous, imbecilic mutton-head whose constant braggadocious mouth flatulence has left him with a desiccated cerebrum, that my doctors enjoy what they hear.


Well, I feel slightly better.



* Made up disease - or a real one if you are into alternative facts.

[longship]

1. Good luck with your surgery.

And I hope you blab like crazy when you're under.

[Solly Mack]

2. Thank you. I usually do talk while under, so...

[Rex]

3. Angry Tangerine Man

Has nuclear football. Everyone shits pants.

[babylonsister]

4. Hey, Solly

love you and your description! I will be thinking of you today. You got this!

[gademocrat7]

5. Wishing you a speedy recovery.

The news just keeps getting more insane every day.