Alabama Privacy Act: To have attendants at every bathroom

[cynatnite]

Bathroom watcher bill

Bills have also been filed (or carried over from 2016 legislative sessions) in Alabama, Kentucky, Minnesota, Missouri, Illinois South Carolina, South Dakota, Virginia, Washington and Wyoming. The Wyoming bill is the first of its kind in the state, and it would make it a crime of public indecency to use a bathroom or changing facility designated for the opposite sex.

The Alabama Privacy Act is proposing to have attendants "stationed at the door of each rest room to monitor the appropriate use of the rest room and answer any questions or concerns posed by users."

[elleng]

1. Nothing like 'small government!'

[HopeAgain]

2. Does that mean we will have to show our privates at the door to get into the bathroom?

More Radical Christian terrorism...

[Freethinker65]

3. Creating jobs, one bathroom at a time. The GO-Pee

[mountain grammy]

9. Perfect

[dalton99a]

4. So, Republicans want to watch people wipe their ass

[SharonClark]

5. Well, that is just creepy and unsurprising

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. Attendants to "monitor the appropriate use of the restroom"

and "answer questions or concerns posed by users?" Holy hell, what does that even mean? If a woman comes into the restroom who, in the opinion of the monitor or a user, doesn't look "womanly" enough (whatever that means), will she have to show them her private parts? Are they limited to just looking or do they get to probe, too, to be sure they are the real thing? What the actual fuck is wrong with these people?

[JHan]

7. Bathroom Attendants for FAQ's - I Can't....

"which hole do we shit in ?"


Good going Alabama.

[Iggo]

8. How is that privacy?

Rhetorical question, obviously.

[suffragette]

10. So, this is their plan to create jobs?

[snooper2]

11. So when the men's room is Out Of Order, I get in deep shit for pissing in the womans?

LOL

[Initech]

12. Good lord, South Park has come to life!

[TheBlackAdder]

13. Paid for with tips... small tips. Very small tips.

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This Alabama Privacy Act warrants the PedoBear Seal of Approval





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[kimbutgar]

14. Job creators!

But who wants to stand in some smelly truck stop bathroom to guard against transsexuals?

[Aristus]

15. What's all the fuss about? Does Alabama even have indoor plumbing?

Are Goober and Buford going to be stationed at the outhouse doors?

"Ya cain't go in thar's if'n ya doesn't show me yer tackle!..."

If it weren't for their hard-on for slavery, no one with a brain would have fought to keep that third-world hot mess of a state in the Union...

[Mellomugwump]

16. One more reason not to go to Alabama

I definitely wouldn't set foot in that state, ever, if they did that. That's one reason I hate the Charlotte airport. They have attendants, and I always feel guilty for not tipping when they insist on handing me a paper towel, but I'm not tipping somebody to use the bathroom!

[Generator]

17. Snowflakes pissing their pants

too afraid to pee. Amazeballs. On the upside this should be a poorly paid job with no benefits and health care just like Trump voters wanted.

[MineralMan]

18. It's a Full Employment Bill!

Oustanding. Alabama has a high unemployment rate. Forcing everyone to hire bathroom attendants will help a great deal.

Of course, drug tests and criminal record checks will be required for the job. You only want toilet attendants of the highest possible moral standards. I recommend that they pay these essential workers at least double the minimum wage, but they won't have to give them bathroom breaks, I guess.

[struggle4progress]

19. "Show us your pee-pees please!"